DoomGOLIAH

Men's rea activist @internethippo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

Great! 👍

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

bro they beatin your ass in the 24-hour news cycle

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

just burped into a vocoder

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

A Message to You, Ms. New Booty

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

i will vote for whoever promises to assassinate zakk wylde

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

saw a white guy today

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

liberals are gonna get us all killed and they're gonna be smug and condescending about it the whole time

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

yeah that Jewish guy is such a nazi

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

Yugoslavia 2: This Time It's Albanian

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

in my 1000th post i will come out as something. haven't decided what yet.

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

their response will be to fundraise off it

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

lmao sack up

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:19 UTC

what is this wimpyass, mealymouthed defeatist bullshit?

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

impotent and soy

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

i could never leave america no matter how bad it gets. no country i move to would ever let me keep my guns

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

i feel great! 👍

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

my neighbors think i never go outside but what they don't realize is that i go out front and chill in the alleyway specifically so i can be outside while avoiding them

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

the lamest fucking DJ i have ever heard has been playing the corniest set of trance loops in the parking lot for like four (4) hours. it's so fucking lame i actually kinda wanna shoot him

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

things i want: hot sauce things i don't want: to go to the store

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

doing my Chris Cornell impression (it's not pleasant)

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

two and a half (2.5) presidential candidates and they're all pedophiles lol i'm so glad this shithole country is imploding

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

i bet joe biden could sing a great rendition of "Chacarron Macarron"

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

what if the sidewalk was made of pudding? and other asinine hypotheticals

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

- The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. - You admire it. - I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

WAIT! Pou Stench.

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

lou stench

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Anaman-Amarth

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

ya hurnga dinga durngen

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

you sound like a bitch

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

googling "song i heard in the store yesterday"

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:14 UTC

yeah i could believe that

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

4% seems really generous

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

the internet has convinced me that my new gas oven is actually supposed to smell like a plastic fire upon initial use so i'm like that dog in the meme except instead of fire it's noxious fumes

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

you're alleging that i missed a single crate in crash bandicoot but i'm telling you i didn't and also your mother.

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

what if i hurt myself really fucking badly how about that

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

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DoomGOLIAH @doomgoliah.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

even at their worst, Weezer has always had phenomenal guitar tones

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