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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Why are gymnasts doing all that stuff
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Why are gymnasts doing all that stuff
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Regular person: I'm constipated Gen Z person: The ass isn't assing And this only scratches the surface of how they talk...
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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(the computer suddenly grows arms and beats the shit out of me) That's enough internet for today
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Clicking the key fob as I walk into costco in slow motion
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Here's me
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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I'm so California pilled it's frankly embarrassing. No matter what's happening in my life I can go outside and look around like wooow
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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You thought you could offend me? Someone who has gone viral on twitter?
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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If we strictly interpret the corruption statute it will make public officials worry too much about what's ok and not ok...which is bad(?)
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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We got his ass
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Craigslist rules. Has looked the same for like 30 years. Does what you need it to do. No new dumbass features to ruin it. The pinnacle of Business
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Robocop is back. And this time...he's gay
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Many of our nation's sleepiest girlfriends are surviving on less than 10 blankets a day
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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we have to retvrn
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Dying is so embarrassing hey I gotta go can you take care of this flesh sack I'm leaving behind
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Actually a little bit
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jeff computers
@helldude.bsky.social
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this web site is chock full of sick freaks
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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You have to rule the chat with an iron hand
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Do not form an opinion of me without my express consent
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Tech billionaire who hasn't talked to a normal person in 25 years: Here's what today's consumers want
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Get me that tweet by eod. Thanks!
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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(my wiener falls off and immediately grows little legs and runs off) My paenus!
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Scary movie where the demons whisper stuff like "You have to work for the rest of your life" instead of rattling kitchen cabinets or whatever
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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"Bruce Wayne could end poverty but instead he chooses to dress up like a bat" Yes he earned the right to make that choice by being a good businessman
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cait
@cait.bsky.social
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there are some days where i have more people mad at me online than my ancestors would have had mad at them in their entire lives. there is functionally no difference between this and being cursed by a witch
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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I feel like I've often seen the positive elements repeated in the media (low unemployment, positive gdp, disinflation) and that hasn't been persuasive, which kind of undercuts the Vibes argument
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Slipping the doctor a 20 before he tells me my cholesterol results
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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I will not "loosen up." I will never "take it easy"
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Time to clock out after another full day of replying stuff like "Cry more" and "Skill issue" to people online. It's not much but it's honest work
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Respect isn't given, it's earned by careful and extensive lying
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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We are but biological machines...
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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The slop mutation
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bird girl
@inkypaper.bsky.social
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'the elder scrolls' yeah i sure do
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Finally AI is good for something
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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My posts are but a mirror. If you see good posts then you have joy in your heart, and if you see bad posts then you carry misery with you. If you wish for my posts to improve, you must first improve yourself
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Twitter isn't real life except the 150 accounts that annoy me, who have the power to swing a presidential election
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Tough case, bad time zone but good that they don't change clocks
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Sitcom character catchphrase
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Oh cool, my favorite athlete has a podcast where I can learn about who he is as a person and his views on...oh. Oh no
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Oh I should let myself be vulnerable? Sounds like something my enemy would say
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Where was he going with that line of questioning
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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I've had my guy for 6 months and still don't have a name for him
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Great pizza there, go Mets
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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It's so important to lie about your personal life online to confuse snooping prospective employers. Today I'm a loving father of 3 in Romania, tomorrow I'm his wife...or perhaps someone else's
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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At the store thinking size M means Male and getting mad at S and L shirts because it's new genders
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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They have us living in places called Apartment rather than Togetherment, open your eyes
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Maddie
@madrigal.bsky.social
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Can you say that again, I was listening through Poster ears and not Friend ears
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Anyone can learn from their mistakes. Only the chosen few can pigheadedly shit the bed in the same exact way over and over, bravely staring down the forces of self improvement
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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in my day we called it the toilet
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Men's rea activist
@internethippo.bsky.social
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Proud to say that I've never burned any bridges. All my bridges decayed and disintegrated over time
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