Doctor* Bluman

@drbluman.bsky.social

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*not really a doctor

Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

it's the sword of damocles hanging over the campaign and (inshallah) the entirety of his second term!

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

I mean...... www.edchange.org/multicultura...

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

TIRED: well well well, not so easy to find a mayor that doesn't suck shit, huh WIRED: well well well, not so easy to find a governor that doesn't suck shit, huh INSPIRED: well well well, not so easy to find a presi--

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

www.theonion.com/it-only-tues...

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

we're going on a bear hunt

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

why even bother having a WH counsel

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

Ughhhhhhhh... I'm coming to the realization that I'm gonna have to go back to therapy...

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

self-care

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

if they DIG the immunity case i'll never stop laughing

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

this was a good tweak to the code

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

i assume it's private-equity related, somehow

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:06 UTC

also, strictly speaking, it's a sex reveal, not a gender reveal, right?

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

smoking ban seems like a perfect comp here: the addicts absolutely hate it; everyone else likes it

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

Some folk'll never lose a vote But then again some folk'll She's Kathy The dumb-shit Hochul

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

idk starting to wonder if maybe that guy might not be so bright

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Yeah also the problem with trying to meet fascists halfway is that there's really no upper limit to cruelty and they can always find a way to crank the dial up another level

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

best milkshake throw since The Thin Blue Line imo

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

YUB YUB

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

omg you did ittttttttttttttttttttt

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

lmao

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

i'm not saying you need to postpone your flight but........

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

would you say he's making an **extremely david caruso** appeal to heaven

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

IIRC, by law, the jury is not allowed to consider possible punishment in reaching their verdict

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

Hot Young Thibs is an excellent band name

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 08, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

If this is how we get a Shauna Malwae-Tweep spinoff I think I'd be ok with it. Otherwise, oof.

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 03:09 UTC

So, uh…. fuck literally everything, I guess?

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

ThE WiSdOM of ThE FoUnDErS

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

i heard a trooper died from touching woke

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

almost makes you miss the days when drudge was the times's assignment editor

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

oooooooooooooooo

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

lol my dude did a "and you're surprised by this?" about an earthquake in nyc

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

is this what he meant when he said he wanted the city to get it's swagger back

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

huh, weird!

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 05, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

isn't this just "my congressman is ok but everyone else's sucks" but the economy

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

Manfred and Fisher have finally introduced relegation to MLB

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

lol Caitlin almost made that heat check transition 3 from half court

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

JUAN SOTO, TRUE YANKEE

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

shoutout to all the players coming into this season in "the best shape of their lives" and having to wear last year's now-baggy ass pants

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 27, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 26, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

to be fair I probably would also do a double-take if a set of disembodied boobs walked into a room!

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

this is what peak masculinity looks like (apparently)

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 21, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

*heaviest sigh*

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 18, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

what if WarGames but instead of WOPR accidentally starting WWIII after being hacked by Matthew Broderick, it instead just hallucinates a nuclear first strike?

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

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Doctor* Bluman @drbluman.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 07, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

so sorry for your loss, she looks like the goodest girl

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