Dr. Haggis

@drhaggis.bsky.social

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They/them silly goose and pun maker.

Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

And a soft R.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

If you finished it a little slower you could have two treats tomorrow.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

More javelin please.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

My childhood did not have anything close to the cultural touchstone the of Hawk Tua woman.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Only what you bring with you.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

We know the baked bean guy is not a serious candidate because his little flower badge is so small.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

What a great summer idea! Would that it were so simple.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

Chance of small barrel on their collar?

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:56 UTC

Pah is strong with this one.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

And a pitcher of Root Beer for the table?

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

*drawing a stylized floor-plan infographic with a helpful you-are-here marker* “This belongs in a museum!”

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Also denied “Neptune”

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:09 UTC

For me, they are all dump stats.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

Relatable.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

It’s a rocky road and I must scream

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 04:56 UTC

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:16 UTC

Some ugly ducklings grow into ugly ducks.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 07:15 UTC

Who else would have?

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Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

It's too bad the 2nd Amendment dudes who swore they'd be the undauntable defenders of our democracy against attack by a brutal monarch turned out to be too busy denouncing rainbow plushies at Target.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Telling my Kids this was Avengers Endgame.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

PUNK MONDAY

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 05:34 UTC

Larson’s Field Guide to Cows.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

I wish the fandom debates of canon were the “which are the essential works” and not “which is true” definition of canon. As none of it is true, but some of it is essential.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

The Middle and Malcom in the Middle were two different shows.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

It’s crazy to pretend gender reveal parties are a thing we just made them up like a few years ago. Or lets all just get our heads around that it’s s all made up and the points don’t matter.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

Your TCM commentary is stellar and I’m glad to have followed you from the bird application.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:41 UTC

Ironically I have a Stan Signed copy if #73.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

I’d notice.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

I keep a little german rhubarb pie under my pillow for the meme man.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

Later season “Golden Girls” plots read like early season “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia” plots

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @codenamecatbird.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

if I was really family when I was at Olive Garden, instead of endless breadsticks they would have offered me endless criticisms about my life choices

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Good news people, the comment section can’t be replaced by AI.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Doctor said to eat more salad.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

Dumb in the wild

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Dumb in the wild

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 05:30 UTC

Thank you for preserving the old ways.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Kermit learned, then never forgot how.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

Sometimes I offend without intention. It’s like there is a filter between what I say and what people hear that flips the meaning.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Sweet heavens. Stay safe!

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Found dumb in the wild.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

We’ve all been the Scarecrow.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

I saw Amadeus way to young and think I disassociated when Wolfgang tells a girl to eat his shit. Came to when Salieri declares himself the patron saint of Mediocrities as he is lead past torment mental patients.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

Gotta rub the fleeb.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Like I’m ever going to hear it.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

Is anyone happy?

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 03:35 UTC

A big snoot and too many beans!

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

It’s been s good week.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

And also with you.

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Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social
[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

I say “you have to take it again, I blinked”

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

The cool thing about A.I. is that it doesn't work but it does eat up enormous resources in order to not work.

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