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Texas Tech University Department of History is hiring a t-t historian of the Ancient Mediterranean World. Applications due Oct. 1. I'm not on the committee but I'm happy to try to answer any questions.
www.h-net.org/jobs/job_dis...
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Although that was well-hidden from the public at the time.

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Goodness, I really haven't a clue.

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If he's not, he certainly should be.

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Yes--he's a symptom, not a cause. But the appearance of that symptom sent a signal to millions that there was no need to hide their barbarity any longer.

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Post an image that people will hear when they see it.

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If, when I was a young girl, someone had told me that I would one day see the words "certified pickleball professional" outside some sort of ham-fisted comic novel, I would have . . . well, honestly, I don't know how I would have reacted.

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Most welcome, person of unknown age and ethnicity! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

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This middle-aged white lady's day was made by this astounding clip of increasingly large monsters, shown from a first-person perspective. Enliven your Monday and then thank me. youtu.be/OKoF4l68qW4?...

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One of the Kardashians (maybe Madred? I don't know) has an innocent, helpless infant bearing the name Rocky Thirteen. That is all.

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Further update: I think we will have blooms this year.

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There is a place in New Jersey called Buttzville. Enjoy your weekend.

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Mmmmm . . . delicious streak . . . .

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Just tried to start an email with "Hello, Nick" and typed out "Helli, Nuck." It may be time for bed.

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You must be kicking yourself at the wasted opportunity for shenanigans.

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Ah this overripe grapefruit of a man....

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Update for the absolutely no-one in the world who cares: the girl has "taken," and is showing signs of new growth. I doubt we'll get any actual blooms this year, but methinks she will thrive.

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Aditya Mukerjee đŸĻĻ đŸŗī¸â€đŸŒˆ's avatar Aditya Mukerjee đŸĻĻ đŸŗī¸â€đŸŒˆ @chimeracoder.bsky.social
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Google, 1998: We're going to organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful. Imagine the whole world's knowledge in your pocket! Google 2024: Drink your own piss. Now eat glue.

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It's a refreshing break in the middle of a work day.

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Mary & George was a waste of money and talent the likes of which I hope never to see again.

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I wonder if the writer ever realised that he'd grossly insulted his subject.

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We tend to have artists of various stripes (hee-hee)--we had Jori (for painter Jori Smith) and Vlaminck (called Minky), and now have Magritte, (Kit) Marlowe, and Piaf. We also had a Zuleika (as in Zuleika Dobson) and Topi (Utopia, as in St. Thomas More).

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AND he's sooooo handsome and furry. He's got it all!

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I'm not American, but mine will always be this one, from Obama's first campaign.

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Why are so many serial killers named Gary?

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We've had a grosbeak visit our bird feeder three times so far this spring and I'm a little ashamed of how excited I get when I see it.

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This is somehow both heartwarming and worrying.

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The original tagline was so hilariously ridiculous that it brought out the competitor in me, who is evidently 12 years old and male.

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I'll be watching the heckers out of it now that I know this.

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Threw my back out and now I'm walking like Nash Rickey.

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