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Christine

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My lil corner of quips, where I talk to myself, and make myself chuckle. Feel free to join in :3 ❤️🌸🎶


Christine 's avatar Christine @duurtybird.bsky.social
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Aw your good vibes worked! I is in good mood :3 🎶✨❤️ *jazz hands 🤗*

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Our brain is probably in the fungi class. Cuz dayum, it will kill everything off to preserve all its functions. ...brain looks like a complex blueprint of our intestines, And how much nervous system stuff is in our guts... And we still don't know shit about its full potential. Like fungi :3

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Also, My new theory re:earth is a living being, Fungi and the like is the earths nervous system. Like, fo realz. I don't understand fungus, but it rebulit our planet after the dinosaurs were killed off and our atmosphere was janked...

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I was just thinking of an Independence day Movie type situation If the folks from other stars is tryin to communicate to large metropolitan areas in our sky, How we won't see shit at night cuz of the light pollution :( If they gotta get that close to us, might as well land. 🤷🏽‍♀️😂🍡

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Old black man received a student built home. Homedude no longer homeless ✨❤️✨ I know he loves it, cuz when a black person say "Imma die in this house" they mean you gon' have to carry their lifeless body out if you want em to leave, cuz they havin the time of they life ☺️

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never trust a loser that says they r “scared of women”

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But still, horror movies are not devil worshipping. But I'm sure the horror franchise is much more acceptable nowadays, I think. I hope. ... Meh :3 ❤️✌🏾🎶

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I am a Jesus fan. You just can't tell cuz of my dark humor. But anyhoo, I remember, in my childhood... my friend and I getting kicked off the church bus for singing this. Unfortunately, my lil sister was an innocent casualty and she was also kicked off. But still,

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1,2 Freddy's coming for you 3,4 better lock your doors 5,6 get a crucifix 7,8 better stay up late 9,10 never sleep again Krueger nursery rhyme time, Yay!

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Oh yeah! I forgot to mention I do cursive cuz my hands are jacked up, and writing in general is hard. So why cursive? 🤔 Why not cursive? ☺️✌🏾☺️ I used to have the bomb ass cursive, now it looks unpracticed. Got a new personal goal to make up and do the do 🎶

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So Since my income drastically changed And landlord joined the janky bunch Imma hit up that FSS program afterall, Maybe... If I have the motivation to keep living lolz I dont wanna be stuck in Az :( I don't belong here, in the last stronghold of -isms

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I think so too :3 just trying to soften the blunt lol

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Rough draft, needs an "or" next to and

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Thats my son's fave Studio Ghibli movie ☺️

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My current mood; in mix media collage form

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Off to do a collage, or cursive... Or both ❤️✌🏾🎶 Love, peace, leave-in *jazz hands*

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Oh yeah, while I'm blabbin and blabbering... I reconnected with a close high school friend. Yay Positive somethings happehned to meh ❤️🎶🎶

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I be confusing folks with my playlists. I can listen to heavy ass Kittie one minute, nu soul Aaliyah the next. SOAD to Kendrick Lamar to Kidneythieves to... Mwa hahahaha *breath* HAHAHA *continues maniacal laughter*

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Anyhoo, Yeah I hated Arizona public schools when I was a lil niglet attending em. Thats a giant dish of bull I gotta dig through though, and it will require too many letters and words. But if you want my support, then don't leave the poor folk in the dust. Aint fallin for the okey doke NEmoar

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I always hold unpopular opinions. Oh the fuck well. I keeps it realsies, fo realz Thug life 👹😤😂

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Ugh these punk ass mfers ... BURN ALL INCELS! Fo real, before they "murder" some lady, Physically or spiritually

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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need more everett true comics imo

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'Member my sarcastic quip... There be sharks in the water? And they bite with huge, many many teeths? Ya don't say. I am being sarcastic to fact that beach goers and news anchors are surprised that there are sharks in the ocean. They like warm waters too. Nature: 9,999 Humans: climate change

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These liberals wanting Biden to quit just reminds me of how there is no backbone against evil. And seeing a pic of the airline food that made folks sick? Obviously spoiled food?!! Shows me our level of complacency. Smh

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No one: ... Me, instigating a sing along: 🎶 BIG BOOTY HOES GIT WIT IT 🎶 *vocalizes intro beat*

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Imma tell y'all something about me That is simple 🎶 Yet flabbergasting to many 🤷🏽‍♀️ ❤️✌🏾🎶

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Still beaming with happiness and love from Miss Nature Lady with my chipmunk interaction. Its not a squirrel 😑 Its a cute booty chipmunk ☺️

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I see your light heartedness ☺️🍡👀 But I am serious in this post. Unfortunately, I have been dealing with harassment and invasion of privacy for 14 months now.

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Inside: Google says garage key? 🤔

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Stalkers left this in my flower pot. Now I have a new button to push, jk but not really. Any idea where it could go to? 🤔

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Its not that I don't care, Its just that, they've been taking away our rights, our voices, stomping on, killing us poor folks living in the 'hoods And y'all didn't believe us! Now they comin for y'all? 🤔 I can't help... cuz I have no power. No voice, even. So... 🤷🏽‍♀️💔✨

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I was meant to peruse your drawings Of gay guys But no, the america is ending, no time to be an inappropriate lady for my "yaoi" and the like. :3

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I feel that this kitty has my back, yo. ❤️✌🏾🎶

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Yaaasssss! Its just another "I got mine, hope you get yours" mentality bull :(((

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Boy Shop Pot's avatar Boy Shop Pot @potshopboy.bsky.social
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The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy recently updated their listing for Earth to "Harmful."

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Yaaaassssssss! ❤️ Cats are awesumo 🎶✨🎶

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Leprechaun? Pot if gold? Pshaw. Not only does everyone know leprechauns aint real, But that rainbows come from unicorn booties 😤 Toot toot mfers

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Have you ever looked at the moon and be like, "I love you too" ? I dunno why I think-say that every time I see her/him/both ... But it feels so right lolz

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Prisonculture's avatar Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social
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No shame in feeling scared, overwhelmed and not knowing what to do. To me feeling one's feelings doesn't preclude taking action. These are confusing times. Give yourself some grace.

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Is kitty cool? :((( I'm sure kitty is cool. Just lating low cuz of coyote activity ❤️

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How my mood is 80% off the time. How I wanna be 90% of the time, in a closed off corner, dozing, head out for waking to watch drama, then dozing again ☺️❤️🍡

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True. I just like underwire bras cuz I got a thing for constriction, like corsets, closets, corner of the roomz ☺️😂👹

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Ryan Kamen Rider Pride🏳️‍🌈's avatar Ryan Kamen Rider Pride🏳️‍🌈 @dearzeus.bsky.social
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Dems: Things are getting bad. Vote for us! Us: Will you do anything at all to fix what's being done and stop it from continuing? Dems: No, that's not possible. Us: Why not? Dems: Because the norms.

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Guffaw right? And... What a coinkidink, I just saved this so its fresh ☺️

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