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mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

if there ever comes a day where i’m in long island and i don’t think about @dvsblast.bsky.social and really good cream soda then something is seriously wrong with me

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

ayyyyyy i KNEW i could steal the weird word if i tried hard

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

and then Hillary says like "kiss my grits!!" right? is she one of the ones still?

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

sasha banks changed her name to mercedes moné....ur onto somethin here

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

yknow

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

its CRAZY!

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

so crazy that everyone that was into Stanley Alarmclock ten years ago now works at Ventman's. its like nobody was listening to the lyrics on "Bend But Don't Break". like you're LITERALLY "being the bird and not the owl" right now but ok

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

Name changes can be bittersweet. When my grandfather opened this bodega in the 70s, customers learned that "Earl's" meant high quality and fair prices. That hasn't gone away. As "ZAZA FREEKXZ PARTY CBD DICKPILL & MORE OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT", we still hold these values

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

then why are they......... behind YOUR EAR!?!? AHA!

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

heres the thing about everyone: theyre afraid my golden posts will make them disobey mother's instructions. thats fine but i dont have to respect it

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

sure if u want to ruin the surprise

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

i see a lot of people on here planning their first trip to the grocery store talking about "oh, i hope i freak out, i hope i start screaming". you wont. its regular. dont get your hopes up, kid.

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

they know thats what they meant anyway

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

u lemme know where u got lost, i got u

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

go wilantro go brilantro

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

[people invent god 100 years ago so corn will grow nice but then he makes it 90 degrees to try to trick me into not getting onna the energy drinks they tell u not to have before surgery because hes so jealous when anyone has a good time that isnt SINGING A SONG ABOUT HIM I GUESS]

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

nothing is funnier than all these people with an "i love cilantro" flag trying to convince us that u shouldnt kill children. um first of all? do u have any idea what they would DO to u if u were a cilantro who tried to go to children?! so now u realize why they mustnt have food

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

u gotta wear the same hat too long but have a sick jacket but also take mad long in between albums im pretty sure

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

[my children graduate high school, reminding me of a classic post by twitter user TheFruitWizard] ha ha...just like fruitwizard

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

see? it really works!

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

u think? i think nows when to jump back in maybe

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

ya hes been makin songs awhile

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

when wood shoes come back in august hes gonna be sick

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

this guy popped out from sooooo far away

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

YOOO KENDRICK BROUGHT OUT DANISH ATOMIC PHYSICIST NIEHLS BOHR

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

☆=SCAM ALERT=☆ someone supposedly from the bank called and asked if i wanted one of these? They seemed so elegant, who would refuse? Reader, you'll never believe what was inside. BE AWARE. TELL YOUR FAMILIES.

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

WHENEVER IM ABOUT TO KILL PETER PAN IN A MOVIE, I ALWAYS SAY HIS NAME A LOT SO AUDIENCES DONT GET CONFUSED. OTHER ACTORS SEEM TO HAVE PICKED THIS UP AS WELL.

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

"theyre gonna LOVE this one on bluesky, youre a genius, baby!!" firing my agent, sick of this shit

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

ionno why we're even doin an election, the second Trump or Biden goes to roll the inaugural blunt & kids find out they dont use grabba theyll eat em alive

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