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mathew olson

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NYU ITP ‘24 • writer and creative technologist at large • totally sincere hater • he/him •

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If this is carrots it might be the thing that finally breaks me

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retire EVERY meme. post NEW THINGS. online has gotten FUCKING STALE

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Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future.
www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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“what if the president has Parkinson’s? he doesn’t but like what if” said the grey lady

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I think we were *just* shy of chugging through the whole scene

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@legalminimum.bsky.social hey thanks for the follow Don! just thought I should say thanks for not stuffing more Pokemon into Detective Pikachu—a couple weeks ago my friends and I watched it and sipped our beers each time we spotted and named a new one and that was 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘭

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The reason the Pacific Northwest is so fascinating and eerie to Americans is because it functions as a gateway to an uncanny realm of magic and terror (Canada)

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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hitting the eraserhead baby pipe until i'm hungry enough to eat the chicken they serve at mary's house

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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taking the general lee cybertruck off of the mellowest ramp possible, freeze framing for commercial break with it in the air, resuming and watching it break all the way apart the moment the front tire grazes the road on landing

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Using "DEI" as an adjective and instantly getting the worst bleu cheese breath imaginable. The air shimmers like a hot road where my breath has just been. A child across the room starts crying.

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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didn’t even finish elden ring and all i felt when i killed mohg was “that’s it?”

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you couldn't make muppet treasure island today... because of woke

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thinking back to the time I covered fidget spinners for Big Review Site and I had to get on a video call with like 12 full-time editors who all peppered me with questions and comments about how I should write it. I did hours and hours of research and testing all for $500. for fidget spinners

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olivia's avatar olivia @softnormal.bsky.social
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when is sean evans going to ask a celebrity why they signed the polanski support letter

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pee wee herman-palladino's avatar pee wee herman-palladino @markpopham.bsky.social
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oh my god it's literally this

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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me: i enjoy all of luke o’neil’s tweets person i’m telling this to for some reason: even the horny gen x’r ones? me: especially those ones

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might need to start posting this every time i see the times do something shitty. i guess that’d be a lot

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brenda rocks and you know john’s gotta be a hall of fame-level wife guy

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Someone's about to ask Biden what he'd do if he got a calfskin wallet for his birthday

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I wanna see this in every game engine/level creation tool. Might have to load up Hammer and get to work

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club club classics (12 hours Nostromo engine ambiance noise)

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seems newsworthy, can’t wait to hear about it showing up in paragraph 47 of another piece about how biden is old

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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unfortunately the list of people from my alma mater who i think would make decent politicians keeps getting longer and yet it doesn’t include the one who’s actually in the house of representatives

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Newsletter: The Shareholder Supremacy has eaten the world, turning the tech industry into the playground of do-nothing management dictators that see human beings as assets and the customer as subordinate to growth - all inspired by GE’s Jack Welch. www.wheresyoured.at/tss/

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thinking about how dom toretto has a near-death experience in fast 9 that leads to an embodied flashback, right after a feat of inhuman strength, and that people were more upset about the bizarrely subdued space car sequence than that

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it's gita time's avatar it's gita time @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social
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Michael Bay’s Pain and Gain should be in the Criterion collection

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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remember when people got pissed when websites pointed out metroid dread looked really great running in emulation on a pc? all red and mad on nintendo’s behalf? didn’t like that

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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In a lot of ways the entire Republican establishment since the 70s has been dedicated to making sure that what happened to Nixon would never be allowed to happen to one of theirs again

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David_j_roth's avatar David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Sending a bunch of based realtors and off-duty cops into the Capitol building to murder the speaker of the house, in my official capacity of President of the United States.

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six million dollars that could have actually gone to support kids

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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double quarter poundered up on a sunday night

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mathew olson's avatar mathew olson @mathewolson.bsky.social
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thank you for this nugget of relationship wisdom

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if there ever comes a day where i’m in long island and i don’t think about @dvsblast.bsky.social and really good cream soda then something is seriously wrong with me

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