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I have no idea why anyone would follow me. thee/thine. Connoisseur of Terribleness. Family Motto: Salve Esuriit, Pater Ego Sum


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smol bean

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lol look at you up there getting homework

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To the point that *after* I read your response, I was like oh they must be replicas

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Yup

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My Extremely Offline spouse keeps me informed every time she sees one.

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They’re in alphabetical order and spaced per the logo center distance. Real committee negotiation vibe

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Fifth definitely was!

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No, I just did

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Hell yeah

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Wait what

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Pretty sure it doesn’t affect that

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Make a band Bready Third Rye Blind

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Of all the Blue Sky Elders that flamed out and disappeared, I wouldn’t have bet that Kairi would be the one that everyone turned on the fastest. The contraption comes for us all, I guess.

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I remember these things, so how deep can they be? Right?

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I miss Deep Bluesky Lore stories being about things I wasn’t here for

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I’m getting me a гайхалтай jetback

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There are a hundred firstborn slots and like fourty have been claimed

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Yeah, I got Firstborn White Scar

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I…yes, although I’m not sure how that metaphor works here. You’ll get assigned a legion? At random? The legion doesn’t pick you, the legion not being real.

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I assume at some point he’ll set up a legion randomizer

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Can confirm

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I think all the primarchs are filled, we’re signing up for senior legion spots now

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You’re asking him to sucker punch you?

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@mifa.bsky.social @azfang.bsky.social

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I seem to remember making jokes about this is 1998 or so

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…it’s not un-similar

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Of course

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www.wsj.com/finance/inve...

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I…am not, although I would do so if asked.

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Oh god thousands of people are going to see this typo aren’t they

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The WSJ is just incredibly awful at headline writing

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*the

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So they hilarious thing is that this is an article about McKinsey sucking

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At least she didn’t use my *actual* giant pile of expensive unopened boxes for the background

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My daughter sent me this

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(The subtext here is that the dark angels are my boys irl. Not clear how this game is gonna work but I probably need a new legion)

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I’m sure I’m blocked by plenty of people, but he’s the only one that runs in circles close enough to mine that I occasionally notice the absence

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I have a few vague theories, but the last thing I said to him before he blocked me was ‘fuck that guy’ in reference to Erebus, so, fair enough, I guess.

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I’m already blocked by Lion El’Jonson so that’s a start

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I mean *I* don’t know the Greek alphabet very well, but

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I feel like if anything they should know about the alpha and the omega

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Wait why is sigma after omega

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Eh, I might have assumed this scenario involved some sort of bus crash

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Well done

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❌“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ✅"Tom and Daisy profited from AI"

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Some of the people in the replies apparently have multiple voices in their head, and, uh

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Hell yeah, brother

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