Calvinball Congress

Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

spooder update: the little spider I found turned out to be a different species than I thought. Still a jumping spider, but a much smaller species, so she’s already an adult. Decided to let her go back to the wild, but gave her a few more fruit flies before she hit the road (my back yard)

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

Just saw a girl on the T with a portable fan and I’ve realized I’ve been living in the Stone Age

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

Lean*

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:38 UTC

Finally got a fairly empty train today and was able to learn against a window and relax. A man:

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

I’ve decided the only way to survive Boston commutes in a heat wave is just to get to work incredibly late. Otherwise I’ll be overheated and insane

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

The green line actually starts running trains on a quick schedule. Immediately: “everyone off, this train is now express.”

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

This is all stuff I got for the two bigger jumping spiders I want to buy: two sparkly food bowls, white mushroom shelves, and cloud shelves.

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

This is all stuff I’ve gotten for the little baby I caught last week, including: a pink moon hide for her to build a web in, a acorn saucer for food, other acorns for shelves, and a teeny tiny water cooler so she doesn’t dehydrate. She’s probably still too small for that enclosure, but it’s so cute🥹

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

Once again American politics are causing me to spiral, so I’m gonna post about all the cute jumping spider stuff I’ve ordered

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

An overpriced iced coffee from the med school is my treat for not throwing myself under the train on the way to work

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

Oh you’re gonna block the train door and then get annoyed when I have to push you out of the way??

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:11 UTC

Living in a city during a heatwave makes me such an unkind person. “Oh, you’re gonna pace back and forth on the train platform where there’s too many people? What if I threw you on the tracks?”

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:25 UTC

This seems like a less than good omen of things to come

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:43 UTC

Thank you! It’s so creepy and wild I love it!

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

Hell yeah I do!

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

Me hyper-fixating on my new obsession: “hey did you know that there are species of Old World Tarantulas that grow horns?” My friends, family, and loved ones:

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

Pls look at this little piggy. She’s perfect

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

Everyone say hi to the new baby, who has spent the whole afternoon murdering as many fruit flies as I’ll give her

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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Trying to support my *friend’s* ex-fiancé since today was the wedding day, and honestly plotting murder at this point. Getting snaps of him doing shots and hanging in a bar while her world collapses. I will never trust him again, and I need to figure out how to tell him that.

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