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Sparkly

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26 she/they 🔞 transfem ⚧️ neurodivergent disaster bisexual Always horny on main, so just ignore/mute me if you don't wanna see it. pfp by @happycricketbox on twitter


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How many other predators have I gassed up and financially supported? What other atrocities have I enabled by not knowing better? Are the only people whose creations I can still enjoy going to somehow end up being rapists too?

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why does retvrn to tradition always mean prairie dresses and fedoras but never temple prostitutes and transsexual oracles

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*after reading the leak for 30 seconds* it’s fine to suibait conservatives

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hi im stebe jobs and here at Apple Computer we've been hard at work envisioning a new standard for device security beyond face ID. thats why today, we are proud to announce our new feature - Fuck ID. its the worlds first security system where you put your whole entire penis inside the phone

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Yeah but that doesn’t mean shit if the media keeps insisting otherwise.

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The publisher rushed the game to beat Ocarina of Time to market. That’s like when they opened up that Alvin and the Chipmunks movie on the same weekend as Star Wars.

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and they’re all from fyad basically

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Indiana Jonesing your way into the GameStop.

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How do I play this ttrpg all the nerds are into?

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How much is a plane ticket to London asking for a friend

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I get this way too. It’s a much nicer way of showing my arousal than a boner honestly.

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No, because the Hayes code was there to ban movies that dared to poke at the establishment. The tenderqueers who people seem to think are such a huuuge problem are usually just against like, child sexulization.

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Unprincipled smug centrist fucks. Hope they choke.

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Oh yeah he’s monchin’ the heck out of that thing.

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Consoles with all 4 controller ports built in are much more conducive to group sex than those with just 2.

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In celebration of Joanna Cherry's loss.

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I’m not even really concerned about individual voting choices. I’m just really mad at the section of the left that thinks the country needs to burn to atone for the sins of our politicians and that the downtrodden are acceptable casualties in their hopeless revolution.

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A lot of them are probably cis and white and secure in their housing and actually will be fine under Trump. Can’t say the same for myself!

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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you

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Like bruh, when I was SAd my false memories made me think it didn’t happen. Not the opposite way around.

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And if you wanna engage with it anyway, pirate that shit and keep it to yourself.

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Yes, every time an artist gets outed as a fuckstick, it does retroactively make all of their work worthless trash. The more you hand it to them, the more men are gonna get away with it.

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Help my voice passes too well. Men are patronizing me on the phone.

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here i go again making terrible sounds (i am so in love with this machine i will be taking it with me everywhere i go)

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Update: it was mild heartburn from the pizza we ordered.

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I was wondering a few days back how I can be in love but also so sad, but getting to see my boyfriend after a mere 4 days of complete separation has lit a new fucking fire in my heart.

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Now that I’m back I can proudly report I was the hottest girl in the psych ward.

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I am ready to be the hottest girl in the psych ward

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I’m done. I accept it. I deserve Trump. I’m gonna detransition and just hope I can keep my home and smile that the horrors brought to my life are good. I did this to myself. It’s ok. It’s right to suffer. I’m a bad person for existing and I don’t deserve better things.

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Haha I’ll be in men’s prison for taking hormones in the next 4 years.

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I’m really glad I got my glasses replaced because god damn they really bring my face together.

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That is some genius fuckin’ SEO though.

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I’m reclaiming the “please be patient I have autism” hat. Because you know what? People do need to be more patient with us. If people would just slow down and explain shit when we seem rude due to a missed social cue instead of getting all huffy, everything would be OK.

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A “Honk if you love circumcision” bumper sticker is only appropriate for pissing off passing MRAs.

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Is this hellthread still a thing? I was under the assumption it got canned before most people joined

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post an image that people will hear when they see it

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I just wanna post. why do people have to be dicks?

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Then I probably wasn’t paying enough attention. Sorry.

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Ok well in good news I’m finally out at work! The bad news is I’ve accidentally deadnamed myself on the phone 5 times today.

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As far as I gather a couple of those famous accounts were actually awful people. I already thought they were annoying sometimes but this is sad. I just hope I’m not following any of their defenders still.

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I am begging people to stop. Please. Every inquiry, every single one, is wasting precious water. *We don't have the energy and water to maintain this. At all.* And this proof is enough to show you that it's not worth it. At all. Please!

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Ok fuck it I’m too bored at work and I’ll post again. What did I miss? Or is it better that I don’t know?

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