lena wife

@nebulena.net

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lena wife software dev + psychic i post a lot she they 🔞

lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:57 UTC

i may or may not have a trap door above a piranha tank in my lair

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

the rumors are true. i have a garage full of interns writing my posts for me

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sketch @sketchmaster.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

dave chappelle roan

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

*retroactively justifies my actions using the consequences of those actions*

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

i read a lot about the mandate of heaven and now i am *primed* to run that joke straight into the fuckin ground

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

“oh i should look for ear plugs in the bedroom” *gets to the bedroom* “what was i doing in here again? hmm what’s going on in my office” *goes to office* “oh i should look for ear plugs in the bedroom”

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

lil cop ass

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:26 UTC

imagine trying to block police people and you don’t even know how to use clearsky

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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

selfie for my haters 😇

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

true love

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

sometimes when i see someone saying something outlandish that i don’t agree with, i just say to myself “they’re probably just postin”

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

look out folks this lena wifes

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

explaining to my kids that all of their problems are their other mom’s fault

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

my d100,,,,,

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

also we’re going to socially murder people at random. i’ve got a d100 i’ve been itching to use and this seems perfect. it’s so round you guys

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

CHOOO

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

ok so who wants to be in my rogue’s gallery im starting a villain squad we will ⚪️ hang out in private discords ⚪️ be friends with each other ⚪️ wear cool outfits

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

sorry lol boring ailment

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

it’s probably a caffeine withdrawal

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kat blackheart @gothfem.me
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

mommy's fingers

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

i’m feeling a little physically unwell

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

"While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead taken a more unorthodox approach and presented an all-expenses-paid diving trip off the shores of Aruba."

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

saying “killing the villain makes us just as bad as him” makes us just as bad as him

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Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

the whole ‘actually, killing the villain makes us just as bad as him’ trope had done incomprehensible damage to society and i’m not kidding

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

the universe has a way of showing us ourselves

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

i’m more opposed to eating dogs and cats than i am to cannibalism

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

try to eat my dog tho and i’ll kill u w a gun

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:21 UTC

sure, one could make arguments about whether or not it’s ok to eat a dog. but why would you

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

if was a lena na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na 🎵

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Adderall Angel @ddyngel.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

I can excuse killing your wife but I draw the line at animal cruelty

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⸸ Andrea Celeste ⸸ @manufacturedtulpa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

i'm spartacum

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

one day the pontificators will come for me, and i will be helpless against them because i can’t read

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

Cancellation has been put aside on the condition that you identify the Body or the Living Person Lena Wife

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

I’m Blarticus!

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Sarah @sibwow.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

I am wife

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

*trying to create a spartacus situation* I am Wife!

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stel ✨ @asterisk.gay
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

i'm wife

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

writing down “don’t be nice to people” in my diary

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

lena non grata

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:57 UTC

*mike shinoda voice*

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

living argument against literacy

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

🥹 why not both

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

i can be your deadliest or your catch

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

i am wife

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

i’m wife

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

i’m wife

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kat blackheart @gothfem.me
[ View ] Jul 30, 2023 at 01:26 UTC

(in perfect tiktok upspeak) Farting

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perfect princess @girlcumbubbles.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

I dont care what other people think unless its a negative opinion of me in which case i will let that ruin my day

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lena wife @nebulena.net
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

so many of my posts just aged badly lol

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