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Encephalophagy@encephalophagy.bsky.social |
Every terminally online person should have at least one grass-touching friend to whom they can send screenshots of internet convos so the grass-toucher can go "Respectfully, I have no idea what is going on here". Keeps you grounded.
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Encephalophagy
@encephalophagy.bsky.social
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I showed my last skeet to that friend and after a lengthy explanation about who @jennynicholson.bsky.social is, what the Star Wars hotel was, and the lore behind Daddy kink and petplay; she just stared at me in total silence for three whole minutes and then went back to having breakfast
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BriteHope
@britehope.bsky.social
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I have several. None of them can even be bothered trying to try.
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Simon
@hedmeister.bsky.social
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I was telling my colleagues about Skibidi Toilet and was met with the blankest of stares. When I tried to say it was like Badger Badger Badger (a reference I was sure everyone in the room would get) for gen alpha, the stares went even blanker.
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Pridebycreations 🎨
@pridebycreation.bsky.social
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Now I don't know which one I am. 🤔
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🏳️⚧️ Suzi, Queen of the North 🖤 🏳️🌈🇪🇺
@sqotn.bsky.social
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I feel seen. This is my typical left brain/ right brain interaction.
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Joe Hocking
@joehocking.bsky.social
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tangent, but your wording makes me imagine some heckler yelling “GRASS TOUCHER!” at a person walking by.
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Red
@redrd.bsky.social
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For politics I have my husband. Ill read him something and he will be all "WTF" and im like, "YES THANK YOU."
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@dklflsgsd.bsky.social
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respectfully, I have only a mild idea what is going on here
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andyroz Go Green
@andyroz.bsky.social
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"Respectfully, I have no idea what is going on here" is about 95% of social media for me.
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RippoJippo
@rippojippo.bsky.social
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What if you're not terminally online but you're allergic to grass? I'm just over here staring at a wall wondering wtf is going on...
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Melissa Ingle
@m1ngle.bsky.social
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I’d settle for every terminally online person should have at least one friend.
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