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Honestly one of my fav movies of all time. I think about two scenes a lot. 1. where she heats up her food in the microwave EVERY TIME I do it. 2. When he causes chaos and then chokes.

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There is a Seinfeld where Elaine likens getting a guy to having a squirrel come near. NO BIG SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.

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Just got one and LOVE it. Blend cottage cheese, one scoop vanilla protein and a tablespoon jello cheesecake mix and BEST cheesecake icecream!

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Plus his son looks identical to him!

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In English, brushing strands of hair over a bald spot is called a combover, but in Mandarin you could describe it with the phrase 地方支持中央. It means “the localities support the central government”   Read on for more international phrases about hair and hairstyles (a thread)…

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I wish I trusted anything like he is trusting those briefs!

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Nice rack -me looking at your tits. Wait is that not what I should say?

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My gah. That was like a FLAMETHROWER!! 😂😂

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They make you that randy?

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BAHAHAHA! Is that how you do it?

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At first I thought it was going to be with the peach mushrooms and not a real stache😂

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For politics I have my husband. Ill read him something and he will be all "WTF" and im like, "YES THANK YOU."

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More fantastic cancer treatment news. We’re on a roll. This blood test for breast cancer is 100% accurate and could allow treatment before the illness becomes incurable.

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Lmao Alex Jones is crying on his show right now because he has to sell his ranch to pay off his legal bills because his lawyer accidentally emailed all his texts to the plaintiffs attorney

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Just be ware what you're summoning!

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You should have encouraged them to go be friendly with the neighbors! 😳😂

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Someone needs to do a spoof of Fun With Flags from The Big Bang Theory with Alitos wife.

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It is like he didnt watch his own show.

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The last time we wished for this we got Elon Musk. JUST REREAD BEFORE POSTING AND SHUT IT! 😉😂

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Kid asks convicted felon for directions.

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Red Dawn set in Ukraine would be amazing and a documentary.

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You have to manually update your app...

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Nope. Moved on to she doobies

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Turns out he was your soul mate.

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When he said, "which flag? which house?" we should've known!

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My "ask me about my other flags" t-Shirt has everyone questioning how many fucking flags do I have!??

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Jeff Lazarus's avatar Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social
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Not for nothing, Alito's flag is the same Christian nationalist flag Mike Johnson's got outside his office.

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Update your app...I bet you have a million waiting for ya!

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Every time I hear "provocative flag" I cant help but think WTF and read it in an extreme Ron Burgundy voice.

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As others said you have to manually update app-as soon as I did they popped up.

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Tbf mixing toxic glue does kinda describe Twitter so...

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Sheldon could do a whole Youtube series on the Jan 6th flags alone!

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*Spits in the spittoon. Dang.

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Is it Bluesky pronounced like "Broski" or "Blue Sky" pronounced all one word?

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nvm i had to update app

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How do you dm here? I dont see it?

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Saw one the other day, what if God came down and said it was pronounced "Jod."

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The funny thing in your tweet is that people explain obvious jokes back to others after they tweet them.

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All my stolen music coming back to haunt me. Karma.

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saw these two tweets and thought of you😂😂

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Well he was fat and jolly and had me call him Santa.

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