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I proofread to relax. I brake for trees. I root for the Orioles, nothing I can do about that.


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THIS šŸ‘†šŸ½. Which side would have won WW2 if Americans had been whipped into a panic in 1940 or 1944 about the presidentā€™s weak legs?

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They lost me at ā€œTrump wrote some of thisā€ šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£

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Agreed. I am now an Inky subscriber for the first time since my college days.

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Great! Now letā€™s do The Economist www.economist.com , big fans of monarchy since way back, whoā€™ve been piling on Biden relentlessly and channeling the most cowardly Dems they can find from the shadow of Buckingham Palace, that great friend of the ā˜˜ļø.

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Miranda Yaver's avatar Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social
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Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, Iā€™m looking in your direction especially.

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Fake Irishman. He didnā€™t spell it ā€œshite.ā€

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Thanks - I do, too. Iā€™m convinced that big donors are the biggest scaredy-cats in the party, and they donā€™t have my permission to represent me. Ordinary folks for Biden-Harris are the backbone - that is, the spine - of democracy. Weā€™re standing up. Big money is slinking around in back rooms.

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Much love to Gus Gus šŸ˜æand you you šŸ¤”.

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I kinda feel like now that the Supreme Court has declared it legal for a president to straight-up murder people they don't like, it's probably even more important to not elect people who seem extremely inclined to murder people they don't like

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Thank you. After the 2016 election, a friend whose father was born in Ireland applied for citizenship there. When she got her Irish passport, her two children applied for dual citizenship on the basis of their momā€™s. Someone out there might get some use or comfort out of this info. Godspeed.

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Wait letā€™s not split the anti-Satan vote. But I second your deep appreciation for every word of this.

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Who told him soaking his head in pickle brine every night would preserve his boyish looks

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I donā€™t wonder. Iā€™m sure theyā€™re looking forward to it. Getting their lists ready for the next meeting of the Grand Inquisiā€” er, school board.

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Tell me you were in Baltimore without telling me you were in Baltimore

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Uhh, thereā€™s a lot wrong with Penn State, but this boneheaded move isnā€™t theirs.

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.. where the rich have the same rights to sleep as the poor. -h/t Anatole France

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Aaron Rupar's avatar Aaron Rupar @atrupar.bsky.social
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vote for Joe Biden so that when we commemorate the 85th anniversary of D-Day, we're still on the anti-fascist side

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Totally unfair to a great Phillie and Hawaiā€™i native.

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Wow. Artificial intelligence would do a lot better than Stoller did here. I bet even artificial stupidity could outperform him.

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To be fair, Brett the Boy was 9 years old when Nixon was pardoned. No evidence that Brett the Overgrown Boy has studied American history not collated and filtered by his law clerks (now) or his old boss Bill Barr (then).

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This wonā€™t make Alito cry. (1) Real authoritarian men donā€™t cry. (2) Heā€™ll be laughing his well-larded ass off.

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Staunch Sox fans will pray for (among many other things) a bullpen that can stanch the bleeding. At this point, their 3-22 team is still a leap and half a bound ahead of the 1988 Orioles, so theyā€™re a good bet to reach the postseason in the next quarter century.

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At the dawn of the interwebs (Alta Vista!) I found a site offering to tell me the moon phase on the day I was born. I inquired and it responded, ā€œYou are Waxing Gibbous!ā€ Describes me as well as anything, I guess. šŸŒ–šŸŒ”

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Oh, I will! I found the quote in a previous century on a bookmark I bought at the Mark Twain House in Hartford. I stand corrected but not embarrassed. Thx for investigating.

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Didnā€™t Mark Twain say that the Wonts have no advantage over the Cants? I hope he did, bc I paraphrase him monthly with credit and admiration.

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