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I can't be having with this. Not at my time of life.


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Or possibly just because it needed to be done, and no one else seemed inclined to do it.

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I would read that.

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I expect she avoids the problem simply by being right.

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Anyone else, certainly.

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I imagine he will immediately declare he is running for president in 2028 so he can continue to claim all prosecution is political. I'd really like to know at what point the true believers decide to abandon ship, and how quickly after that point they pretend they were never his acolytes.

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That's all right, then. Someone needs to make the tea.

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My HOA, in existence for about 30 years, wants to retcon the bylaws by saying "it was always intended" that various aesthetic choices align with the current board's interests. They sent out an email and expected it to be binding. Nope, not in the bylaws, not gonna do it.

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I tried following the procedures and got a response that said “we don’t automatically grant requests and interpret them in light of local laws” So not an opt out, more of a dare for legislators I think.

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That would be delightful news. I hope so!

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As will I. And somehow I expect it will make us happy to do so. She has a gift for joy.

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This has now moved to the top of my gift list for new babies. Thanks for the tip!

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Not unless you can find old versions. The official current version is free of cavorting.

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You have a future in hippo-based storytelling

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That would be an excellent choice, but my memory is that it was a less vivid choice, like "do a dance". Though my kids are all adults now so it's been a few years.

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I really enjoy the first edition where "a hog and a frog cavort in a bog." At some point the word "cavort" was removed from later editions and replaced with another word. But my toddler had already learned cavorting, and I thank Ms. Boynton for that.

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The magnum opus, in my opinion, is "But Not the Hippopotamus." And contrary to the review, the hippopotamus does not join activities because she is shy (not excluded), and then overcomes that shyness in a triumphant resolution. The armadillo, however, remains conflicted. Apologies for the spoilers.

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Moment by moment, you realize how much you love each of the fallen members of the Watch.

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He's gonna call the minute you aren't available to answer

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I would happily read a Whatever post with advice about doing this, given that all available-to-me advice comes from someone with a vested interest in selling me the most expensive options

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And emotions are a form of information. Disregarding or disdaining information because you don't like it is not all that rational.

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More people should remember that.

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Correct

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The reasons that Jingo is high on my list of Discworld favorites are this quotation and "substition": "“He didn't believe in the things everyone believed in but which nevertheless weren't true. He believed instead in the things that were true in which no one else believed.” And Beti, of course.

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So sorry for your loss. He was the best boy. He was lucky to have had a life with you.

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How is he feeling?

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Sea chanty enthusiasts, I expect

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Fair enough, and I don't want to spoil anyone else's fun. At this point I think for myself I've gotten all I can, so when someone points out a new-to-me reference it's a treat (as with the Blues Brothers reference that started this discussion.) To each their own, I firmly believe.

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He signed my son, who was dressed as Rob Anybody Feegle at the time. Book signings were fun, but kid signings were the best.

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RAWRGWAWGGR

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Astonishment, even

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I'll go check. Thanks! But I'd say getting new references pointed out can be fun, as in this case. I've read those books a dozen times each and am still finding things I missed.

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I'd have guessed Inigo Montoya

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It would be entertaining to do a crowd sourced reference guide to Soul Music and Moving Pictures. Both are so packed with pop culture references.

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“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”

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After reading this thread, I said to my 20 year old son, "have you heard of 10 cent beer night?" And he had not, but he said, "that sounds like a terrible idea." I enjoyed filling him in on the details. Thank you.

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Those who find themselves between myself and Gytha are often cross. Can't imagine why.

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I am still mad about a movie from the 1990s where a ship without power fell through the center of a planet and emerged going faster than it fell in.

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Detritus's character arc is the one I'm most sorry not to be able to follow longer. I love him every time I see him (but like you, never loved him more that when he spoke up on behalf of Cheri.)

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Young man, your car is on fire

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I have a new example for teaching mean and median, thank you

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I assume that this is the way all conversations in their house go. If his wife asks him to take out the trash, he says "we are joint owners of this house and there is no legal way you can compel me to do so and no further action you can take."

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I rather like the idea that there are CRIVENS vehicles in every state.

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Fair enough, you got there first and I respect that

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This quotation takes up the front and back license plate holders of my car. My license plate itself reads "FEEGLE." Only, it should be noted, because "CRIVENS" was taken.

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Would you accept "Andrew Deathclaw"?

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$13000 for cancer treatment. She's fine now. Get the insurance. We paid $600 of that.

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frying pan

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The world would be a dull place indeed if we were all the same. I have listened to a dozen or so of these books and very much enjoyed them. The Witches books are a particular favorite of mine, of course.

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