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Ethan Jacobs πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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Lawyer (copyright, trademark, and commercial disputes). Bandit Heeler disciple. Donut addict. He / him.
San Francisco βˆ™ ejacobslaw.com


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Sigh.

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The Inside Out characters in my head

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Is this some kind of ChatGPT bullshit?

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I’m surprised Gaiman or his reps would respond to email questions from a podcast.

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Artist’s conception of the duel:

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Ah, classic case of Grapefruit Knee.

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If they don’t, it’s pretty hard to justify giving any weight to the piece.

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I assume the article’s author will provide a clarifying update?

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I saw this is the theater as a kid and left the show with a new favorite movie.

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The story of the BTILC script is amazing.

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β€œI thought what we were here, racial differences aside, was a coupla old friends, both of us Californians.”

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The brothel / disguise scene works great with Shrek. And the Pai Gow scene.

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LEGOland is amazing for a 4YO fwiw.

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Is it over undecideds, or for turnout?

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β€œBelieve podcasts”?

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You should have told them it’s common for pirates to bury treasure chests under fake headstones and then walked away.

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We are pleased to announce the new Tory leader, Sorlock in Half Plate.

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social reroll

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Breunion

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An article about a podcast about a nanny and a fan.

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Either these accusations will turn out to be unfounded and Neil Gaiman is a literary treasure, or they’ll turn out to be true and the signs were there in his garbage work all along.

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I’m not on board with them making Axel Foley an exile from the planet Zeist.

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Some people may try to tell you voting doesn’t matter, but if just two people had voted the other way Trump wouldn’t be immune to criminal prosecution.

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Can I get medical treatment from a delusional felon billionaire instead?

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Joe Biden there’s one way to shut up the New York Times

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It’s ridiculous. She and Biden are identical in the only way that matters: not being aspiring dictators.

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The best thing I can say about this is that publishing anti-voting op ed on July 4 is less offensive outrage bait than an anti-emancipation op ed on Juneteenth.

www.nytimes.com/2024/07/04/o...

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We’ve don’t go in much for imaginary beasties.

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You got yer golem. Yer dybbuk. Yer schmendrick. Shtarker is a great class, but I’d recommend a 1-level dip into goniff or yeshiva bucher.

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As long as Americans have no idea who any high-ranking officers are, I think we’re safe from a military coup.

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I didn’t know bees came in cottontail.

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Another element is that not long ago, China was much less economically developed than the West, so a futuristic China feels even more futuristic.

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Happy Independence Day! Four more years with no king, please.

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Pretty sure this was one of the tattoos on the guy in Memento.

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The problem is that so many people want to vote for a lunatic fascist, not that the alternative is slightly more or less impressive.

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When you make a reservation on Open Table at a $$$+ restaurant, the confirmation page should say β€œbut nothing, I said nothing can take away these blues.”

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To regain the confidence of the electorate, it’s not enough for Biden to complete an Ironman. He also must place in the top ten.

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84,000 likesβ€”the people have spoken.

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I mean, for a split second I thought the judge in my case had resigned without me knowing. Then I realized Google’s brain’s turned to soup.

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Google, you’ve got to take a look in the mirror.

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Live, Laugh, Lebensraum

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Roberts is just dishonest.

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LawSky con law folks: where does Trump v. U.S. rank in your list of all-time worst Supreme Court decisions?

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Yeah this is like saying there’s a taboo against eating turkeys in India.

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