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Supreme Court: The president is an untouchable king Trump: i’m going to execute every journalist i’m going do it folks my daughter has a butt that won’t quit they got those big chewy pretzels here $5 get outta here NYT: How To Use The Cass Review to Talk to Your Kids About Their New Summer Camp

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5th wave Fremenist 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐔's avatar 5th wave Fremenist 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐔 @droctorock.bsky.social
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is that the chik-fil-a summer camp?

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Shawn's avatar Shawn @shawnino.bsky.social
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Here for the pretzels

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MJ Quigley's avatar MJ Quigley @mjqwrites.bsky.social
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I love how you truly capture the essence of Trump's absolutely bonkers trail of thought that seems to exist whenever he gives a speech.

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Natural Hierarchies Unenjoyer's avatar Natural Hierarchies Unenjoyer @flintironstag.bsky.social
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Funny how he's like the only person who should never ever talk about ivanka's looks in any context and he's the only one doing it because we're all so weirded out.

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Rob of the Sky's avatar Rob of the Sky @robofthesky.bsky.social
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The kids are going to be disappointed that there's less orange juice at the camps than implied.

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Yooberz 🍤's avatar Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club
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I enjoy big chewy pretzels

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Rory will never ask you for money's avatar Rory will never ask you for money @zealousagain.bsky.social
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I bet Donald Trump hates yo-yos.

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Huey's avatar Huey @hueycallison.bsky.social
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CNN: Our lead story tonight: damn, Joe Biden is old, huh?

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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lol this got a big hideous laugh out of me.

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