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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

Let’s reframe taxes as a monthly subscription service to public utilities so that tech bros will get behind the idea.

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

US Soccer fired Gregg Berhalter too early to get Jurgen Klopp to replace him smdh

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:35 UTC

Anthony Taylor is gonna need a robust security detail to get out of Germany

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:02 UTC

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

Look if my law degree is gonna be this devalued I just think I shouldn’t have to pay off the rest of my student loans

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Also our most famous Wake Forest law grads (from my years anyways) may not include astronauts but does include two Jeopardy contestants, a current MasterChef contestant, and a Bachelorette, so

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social I have a law degree from Wake Forest and I can promise y’all we don’t care about the video game rankings because the video game cannot possibly slander our law degree more than the Supreme Court has

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:48 UTC

I’ve been awake for 22 hours for literally no reason other than my body just straight up forgot how to sleep

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

Oh forgot to mention that THE PARTNER WAS A WOMAN TOO

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

Same partner the next year had us close the whole office for the day… to celebrate same-sex marriage being legalized in Virginia? but god forbid we go one day without an associate *and* a receptionist

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:19 UTC

At my old firm, I (an attorney) requested a day off and a partner tried to deny it because *our receptionist* had also put in for that day off and apparently it was my job to cover for her? When I said it was for my mom’s surgery the partner begrudgingly granted it but literally sneered about it

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

His worst

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

Darwin Núñez forgot he wasn’t wearing a Liverpool kit

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

I am once again begging US Soccer to sell me the maroon & orange shirt the coaching staff are wearing, go Hokies

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Watching the Copa America and the Euros has confirmed that the Star Spangled Banner is a bottom-tier national anthem

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

Smart actually, that early in the day they’ll still have been in orientation

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

The funniest possible outcome is still a string of unconvincing results leading to a loss in the final because then England will be stuck with Southgate and Harry Kane still won’t have a trophy

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

England fans are five minutes from having a solid reason to fire Southgate and they are GIDDY

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

I would die for Chef Andrea Terry

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

COX but yes

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

I’ve done this multiple times in my life and it always pinpoints me exactly to Virginia Beach because of the Brew-Thru question

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:50 UTC

For the record Carm actually wrote “nom negotiables”

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

SUCK IT WORDLEBOT

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

Shoutout to an insulated lunch box full of ice packs, a Stanley full of Liquid IV, and the trees that shaded the court

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

I agreed to play pickleball tonight before checking the weather and realizing that it’s going to be 95 degrees and I have *regrets*

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 02:36 UTC

Nice lil 11:11 reference in there I see u

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eZg @ezg.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Don’t tease me

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