That would be lovely some time when we had the luxury, or if we had ranked choice voting. I'd very much like to not die from having my health insurance taken away, which will happen if we try 3rd party bullshit this time around. I hate it.
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I don't know if it was my fault or the shows fault, but when Henry got hooked on sleeping pills on "Punky Brewster" I spent a good few years believing that his personal demon was Advil PM.
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It's so funny to me how in 2001 HAL 9000 makes one tiny mistake - predicting a part will fail when there weren't any visible defects on it - and Dave and Frank lose all confidence in his abilities. Meanwhile, in irl 2024, people are tweeting "I still love my tesla!" after catastrophic failures
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I've gotten so sick of companies rebranding their algorithms as "ai" that when I hear the word "algorithm" I sigh like I just got into a warm bath.
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I love how that one guy handles the Stanley Cup with gloves and polishes the fingerprints off, then hands it to 30 sweaty men so they can lick it and put babies in it.
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"After we clear the celebratory rats" was not a phrase I was prepared to hear tonight. Keep it classy, Florida. #StanleyCup
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I have a very popular video on TikTok, I have a headache, and game 7 is on tonight. I'm getting nothing done.
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Game 7 time, baby! No matter what happens, it's been a hell of a series. #StanleyCup #Game7
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I cancelled a subscription the other day, and when I got the confirmation email, I almost replied "Thanks, bestie!" to the guy, so obviously I'm doing great mentally.
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Remembering the founder of the company I worked for (before it closed last year) who got to our company's website by Googling us and then clicking on the top result, which was a paid link.
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As a white, I can comfortably say a lot of white people suck.
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Let's go, girls.
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I found a kind of trail mix at Wegman's that I love, but the Wegman's near me is a haul, so I ordered all the ingredients online and made my own. Is it just as good? Heck no! But did I save money? Okay, look...
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I'm fine taking off my shoes, but the floor had better be clean and not freezing cold. This is not always the case with people who make me take off my shoes.
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This is all happening because Shania Twain looked the Oilers in the eyes and said, "Let's go, girls." #StanleyCupFinals #LetsGoGirls
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You ever publish an entire issue of your web comic book and then realize only while drawing the next issue that you forgot to draw whiskers on the cat character? Super relatable, I know. We've all been there. I'm gonna cry.
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It's one of the best SNL commercials of all time. I also loved "three-legged jeans".
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