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E. Zine Carroll

@fairplay-2024.bsky.social

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Look out Moon, America's gonna getcha Gonna go kaboom, was nice to have met cha 'Cause you don't mess around with God's America


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"It's not uterine derangement, it's OUR-terine derangement."

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What if you say the Likud version? “Between the Sea and the Jordan there will only be Israeli sovereignty.”

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My life is a Cybertruck and it's raining.

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This is the worst OnlyFans I've ever paid for.

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I looked up "tantric massage near me", but all the people who do it here look like Tom Hanks in "Cast Away", and I'm worried about them drawing a face on my ball.

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I mean, it's 90 minutes for her to drive the drama to me so let's see how it goes.

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You guys are washing yourselves??

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I left the papers at the sheriff's office yesterday - the county where she's staying with her "friend". They're supposed to serve her probably today.

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Hillary lost 100s of thousands of votes in the Midwest vs Obama in 2012, while gaining more in California. No one can actually explain why the "we hate Hillary" effect wasn't spread out evenly, and it COULDN'T have been her shitty policies and disdain for the region.

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I'm worried about her. She's got some deep delusions, like insisting she still has a driver's license. Shit's really going to hit on Friday, when I use my paycheck to pay bills instead of letting her take it all out as cash.

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It's my Ford Prong.

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After filing for divorce yesterday, I just found out today that the car I bought six months ago is going to need a new transmission. So that's $10k.

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So Biden steps aside and unions won't support other Dems?

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They got pretty bad after DeeDee Myers split.

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Haters will say it’s AI

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It won’t be amicable. She is not thinking straight. She told me yesterday that she still has a drivers license - it got revoked for a year when she got her DUI.

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Filed for divorce today. 🫸😧🫷

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Pretty brave of celebrities, politicians, and the media to turn on Biden now that the primaries are over and he pretty much has to step down himself to get rid of him

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Nebraska, you want a dam? Because this is how we put a dam at Julesburg.

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My solution for Trump, Le Pen, and Farage involves a neck-high shipment of sod and a lawnmower so no one seems to want to hear it.

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"Hey, I really need some help. I'm severely depressed and now I'm having panic attacks since my wife lied to 911 to have me handcuffed at gunpoint last night. My 50 mg sertraline isn't helping." "OK! We can up you to 75 mg sertraline. God bless."

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Excuse me but WHAT THE FUCK collider.com/evil-tv-show...

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Chug! Chug! Chug!

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This rolled out from under my rental car seat today. I sure hope that's tea in there.

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I am here to tell you that Long Island is very real and I lived it for 15 plus years.

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Deferred maintenance always costs more in the long run. When you leave a bridge unpainted, it continues to corrode and weaken. You can implement weight limits, close lanes, and paint over rust, but it will eventually collapse and take people with it. This post is about Joe Biden.

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Stop Repeating Everything Heather Cox Richardson Says As If She Knows What The Fuck She's Talking About Challenge.

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LOL I remember that. It was Kahn singing "Hey Mickey".

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Y5...

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But does he have a Saagar Enjeti?

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Thanks, I didn't know any of that.

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What if they continue to show up to work when they're showing obvious sundowning and serious mental decline?

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Technically not too late for three weeks but…

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I see more than two choices. Has this type of badgering gained any votes?

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Not particularly, no.

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Instead of saying "Stop talking about Biden and be afraid of Project 2025," maybe say "Are we nominating the best candidate to beat Trump and Project 2025?"

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As a very high-information voter, it might just be that I value different things like not supporting genocide.

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Except for the Muppet. Also not Elmo.

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Elmo was born in 1980. Pete Buttigieg was born in 1982. Elmo is older than Pete Buttigieg.

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With that fucking excuse that Congress was just scared to not vote for it.

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🤚 I can list two worse things about you.

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The claim that Biden has delivered on progressive policy better than anyone in a generation is such an indictment of the past generation of presidents.

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As a Jew, here’s the deal: All Jews = Israel is a right-wing trope meant to fan antisemitism. If we can not have honest discussions without capitulating to far-right framing to shut down discussion, then we have no hope.

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This is why no one except @kylec.bsky.social should be allowed to moderate any debate ever again.

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Here's a quick guide for moderators. Can't quickly fact check: "US exports are up 14.1%" Can quickly fact check: "Joe Biden went to jail for eight years!"

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I'm not saying this to Internet argue, but because I'm a state party rules chair who works on state delegate selection plans and has been researching exact DNC rules for the questions that are arising. The party strongly implies delegates are legally bound but they aren't.

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That's presidential electors. This is for nominating convention delegates - they are "pledged" but not legally bound.

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Well, yeah. They're our society's smartest and most successful people.

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