potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝

Error Crater (Them, like the giant ant) @errorcrater.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

"weed isn't habit forming" i say out loud in my empty room hearing voices in the electric fan and music coming out of the light bulbs, wondering when that damned gummy is going to hit

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

can’t even break eggs anymore, because of yoke

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

a tentacle dildo would probably fix me

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 07, 2023 at 19:13 UTC

Me every time I see tits

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 15:27 UTC

“Weed isn’t habit forming” I say to no one as I light a joint using the joint I’m already smoking so I can have something to smoke while I roll another joint

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 23, 2023 at 17:21 UTC

Gonna go as a birthday candle for Halloween so someone will blow me

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 04, 2023 at 05:27 UTC

pronoun?? you're getting paid for this shit? i'm still amnoun

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 31, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

i’ve masturbated to one of these at least once in my life and i’ll let you use your imagination to decide which one it was

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

rip jesus, you’d have loved uncrustables

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 30, 2023 at 22:53 UTC

Cis isn’t a slur because Don Cherry never used to describe the European NHL players

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

the ruining of everything will continue until being alive improves

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

i’m going to need to conduct my own study, thank you very much

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 06, 2023 at 17:58 UTC

Welcome to Bsky! We have rules here: 1. Sweaty palms 2. Weak knees 3. Heavy arms 4. Sweater vomit 5. Mom’s spaghetti

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 24, 2023 at 19:59 UTC

Call her Jada Pinkett the way she broke my will

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 13, 2023 at 20:40 UTC

Hi, sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

shower tits for y’all

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 27, 2023 at 14:29 UTC

Your existence only bothers me because you’re bothered by the existence of others

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 12, 2023 at 21:35 UTC

sure sex is great but have you ever laid down on a cold wet driveway on a chilly november morning to change the fuel filter in your 92 blazer but the fucking thing's never seen the light of day before and you end up spilling what seems like a never ending stream of gasoline all down your arms and ch

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

i am proof that you can be a mediocre poster and still create a wondering little following/community here in the sky by being a descent human being

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 01, 2023 at 16:33 UTC

Damn girl, are you a cop? Because

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

who up yearning for a swift blow to the head you never see coming

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 04:40 UTC

this is the energy i want to project on bluesky

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 08:12 UTC

rip jesus, you’d have hated white people

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 15:31 UTC

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

i am far too powerful* for this life** *horny **tim horton’s drive-thru

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 05, 2023 at 17:57 UTC

The MLB should do away with drug restrictions. Let these motherfuckers get as juiced as possible. I wanna see 600ft homeruns and at least one exploded heart per game

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 19, 2023 at 16:44 UTC

I big tittied femme with cat eye glasses would fix me for sure this morning 👀

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

give it to me gay, doc

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 21:22 UTC

a mood cleanser brought to you by a regal princess

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 22:07 UTC

hey. reminder there is no algorithm here. reskeet your shit on the regular. yesterday throw away post could be today’s runaway banger. (or post the same skeet at the same time every morning for nearly a year, steadily gaining one or two like every other day until it *looks* like it’s gone viral 👀)

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

the last four characters saved in your phone are your dnd party look. i like what i like okay?

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:59 UTC

sorry if i’m not what you want to see first thing in the morning but this is pic is pretty fkn hot, no?

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

storing your nut in my cheeks to get me through the winter

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

you’re in his DMs, im holding him at knife point stealing his wallet, we are not the same

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

go do this now please

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 03, 2023 at 21:49 UTC

I have a drug problem. It’s me. I’m the problem

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 01, 2023 at 21:51 UTC

“You’re so quiet” thanks. I live in a state of constant existential dread

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

Hi. it’s payday and i really think you should spoil your favorite SWer. maybe find out something they really enjoy; concert tickets, clothes they’ve been eyeing, a new toy and/or cold hard cash. make their day today. be a good little sub, whatever that means to you and bring joy to someone you love

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 11, 2023 at 23:19 UTC

Dying and coming back as a crab is such a lateral move

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 10, 2024 at 08:49 UTC

hi newskies 👋 welcome to bluesky, couple things: 1. lose yourself in the moment 2. never let it go 3. you only get one shot

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 20, 2024 at 16:08 UTC

a papery adhesive strip with social anxiety and high functioning autism, call that masking tape

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 23, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

your honour, my client is mid af, there’s no way they committed all these bangers

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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

t4t but it’s you sitting between my legs while we flirt and play super mario kart battle mode together but i unplug your controller when you start to beat me

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