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Leo

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Never met a cat who wasn't pleased to see me. Certified as unbulliable. Magic butt. Good Danger. @colken.bsky.social 's personal deity. Pantsportsman. Parody


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Nobody should have to advertise pizza hut

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Didn't realise you were Spanish

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Two is fine

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Tomorrow is not today

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Not my first time at adventure books

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Full of people collecting bags

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CHOOSE NOW BETTER

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Too many dimensions

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That had a happy ending, yes?

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Enjoy!

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uhh, this is a bindega and they only have them in new york

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Good news is that the writer of that probably doesn't have a soul anyway

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Your mistake was thinking you could out loser Simon

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I simply don't bother doing banger posts.

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I don't need luck, I've trained for this

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I'm not saying Ninja should be concerned, but there appears to be a threat to his neighbourhood

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Too late. I remembered last time I made a new friend (beat her in a hot dog eating competition) and I'm gonna do that again

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We don't know that they're not the same person

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You know that will involve talking to new people, right?

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Your honour it harms my reputation as an utter shitbag

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I've had a second opinion, which is to remain still

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Yes. But the friends I'm watching it with are nonplussed about that

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I'm watching football at a bbq though. Is 2 meats in bread in one day ok?

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I could get up and go to the gym. Or I could stay in bed until football

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I put some in my coffee, if this helps

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The James Timpson appointment really shows Starmer's political acumen. He's had the keys to Number 10 for less than 24 hours and boom - he's scored a free spare set.

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