Moons

@gamoons.bsky.social

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Author of #SnackTalk. Associate of JD Power. A southerner by birth and location. Tepid sports takes. Too many dog photos. ND, UGA, Soccer, Braves

Oh. Yeah.

Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

/Logs on. /Realizes all of the references are way over this guy’s head. Okay, fine, I’ll do my job instead.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

The way the characters become so much more likable with every season is impressive.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

Re-watching “Schitt’s Creek,” and this is a show that has no reason to work but I still find very funny.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Man, that’s speaking my language.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

I’d allow that.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

I’m getting close to returning to my default of blocking all content but photos of dogs and food.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

Yeah. Let me emphatically say - fuck this weather.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

Here’s the thing about accurately logging calories: 1) it works, and 2) it sucks.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

YES

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

I respect the Full Dad™️ of that mindset. I just can’t go there yet. But, the battles are getting tougher, longer, and less rewarding.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

Anyways, ever since Europe, my waistline and I have been in a death match, and maybe running in this shit will tilt the odds in my favor?

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

I did not sign up to run in a swamp!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

Just ran 5 miles, and I feel like I jumped in a swimming pool (derogatory).

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

Well, I hope they’re pleased with themselves because it got me

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

I’m equally a fan of the ones that are just nonsense. Like, a guy’s eating breakfast with his kids, then on coffee break at work, then playing adult league softball, and then laughing on the couch with his wife in the evening. It’ll be for a drug that treats a disease you’ve never heard of.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

The bathtubs! They’ll be…wait for it…in the woods!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

There is no better way to make our point about Crohn’s disease than going directly from a Board meeting to girl’s night out at the bar.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

I want the job picking the activities people are randomly engaging in in Pharma commercials.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

Mine’s always the fur babies, but any of the pics where my two were being sweet together up that joy.

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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

I could not possibly know what you mean!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:38 UTC

Honestly, I just hate the conferences.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:23 UTC

“BUT PLAINTIFFS DID NOT ALLEGE THAT THEY WERE INTOXICATED.” WTF type of switcheroo is that nonsense. My brain is going to melt today. I can feel it.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

These sad dad band briefs getting re-posted… They are an attack on me and I will not be taking questions at this time. I am gonna put on some Frightened Rabbit. That will make me feel better!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

Current status: Birthday cake for lunch.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

I am SHOCKED to hear this.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

Exactly! You’re not just writing it off as entirely out of your control.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

Now that’s how to do it. Just acknowledge you’re raging against the machine.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Exactly! Like, I know it does happen, but, let’s not pretend the email goblins have targeted you specifically.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

Thanks, DeJoy!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

Just admit you did not send the email. Don’t say crap like “looks like my email was not delivered.” I know that happens on occasion, but JUST ADMIT YOU DID NOT SEND IT.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:15 UTC

Yes, Asada Bible.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Oh yeah. It’s clearly close to the most common dream. I’m always curious what triggers it. And thanks, my man.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

One of us is far more content with it being Monday than the other.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Alito was rolling on the ground as Thomas ate puppies for all to see. Hilarious stuff.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

We simply need to know which firms got the W at the cost of our democratic stability, Mondo.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Like, WTAF?!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

Received a blast email from Law360 titled “The Funniest Moments of the Supreme Court’s Term,” and I’ve never wanted to punch an email so bad.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

I can’t tell if it’s hope or an objective prediction…

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

the dunk contest and home run derby can both be fixed in the same way: put every active player in the stadium and select the participants without warning like the start of a price is right episode

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

Looked outside the home office window to see a hawk having a nice breakfast of a locally-sourced, free range chipmunk. Oh the splendor and beauty of nature!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

Yeah. That’s fair. I think the writing is on the wall and sources seem clear the announcement will be made this week, BUT, it’s the USSF, soooo…..

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

If you just read Jeff Carlisle’s contributions, I think he’s giving you the most plausible “big” names USSF will consider (Yes, Klopp is included by him even if that still seems like a fantasy).

www.espn.com/soccer/story...

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

I’m not a huge podcast person, but Rog Bennett’s mini-series about the lead up and failure of the ‘98 team was a damn good listen.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

Hangs in the dining room, no doubt!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

!!!!!! Yes!

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

I feel strongly the photo should be the MARTA bus in front of the Dome implosion.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

Time to re-up my MARTA slogan: “If you see something, no you didn’t.”

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Bone-in ribeye, tomates with some sherry vinegar, umami bomb roasted broccolini.

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Moons @gamoons.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

Laundry done. Bathrooms cleaned Kitchen cleaned Grocery shopping done Fridge cleared out Let’s make a big ass steak to applaud these profound accomplishments.

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