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Hawk Gates
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I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you’re not a Packers fan
Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike"
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Satan: People of faith [tenting fingers together]— I need more friends and loved ones reaching out to them. Calls and texts. demon: Boss, why? Satan: Calls and texts, lots of them. Between the hours of 9 and 11 every Sunday morning. Satan and demon: Ha ha ha ha aha ha ha!
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Much respect to the guy at the amusement park who brought a two quart thing of salad from home.
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Going to home depot later?
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@fittedsweats.bsky.social and @byctom.bsky.social post plenty on football. The former writes “NFL Weakly” substacks during the season. Better than Rick Reilly and Bill Simmons combined.
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me, sleep deprived: I’m pretty sure everyone hates me. me, normal amount of sleep: What would ee cummings have thought about Metallica?
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Existential Steaks
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Had the guys over for poker night and for some reason they could not stop raving about my wife’s “Beach please” sign. It’s like their new catchphrase now.
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Who is designing the flair in the Jimmy Johns these days?
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I read one book about the John Birch Society and now I’m finding secret coded JBS propaganda everywhere.
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I have questions
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ceej
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underwear subscriptions: you send me one pair of underwear a month, and after seven months I have enough underwear for the rest of my life? what is the long-term business plan here
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enjoy
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All we need to know is what’s your finders fee? (quoting Fargo)
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They let me use “hundo” in wordle so I think flarf should be ok
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[it would be cool to hear Robocop say this]
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Hawk Gates
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Cool yeah
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miss fugazi
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my hours have been dwindling ever since i took my boss to school on the b ball cort
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Hawk Gates
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The year is 1998, it’s eleven pm, you are sitting on a couch made of the scratchiest, most stain resistant fabric known to man attempting to read 20 pages of the Odyssey while a kid bangs out the intro to Karma Police over and over on the dorm lobby piano.
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I’ll never forget when Garry Kasparov defeated IBM supercomputer Deep Blue in a six game series of Heads Up 7 Up.
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Book: It is the east and Juliet is the sun. Magibooks translation: can’t stop thinking about Juliet 💯👀
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I beg to differ.
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Dyson should pick up some of those loose minutes that have been lying around in Atlanta. He'll definitely clean up the rotation.
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It’s Fiskar SCISSORS day at White Sox park as Chris SALE is back in town and taking the mound for Atlanta. As you’ll remember, Chris Sale, as a member of the White Sox, once missed a START because he defaced a throwback uniform he didn’t like pregame… that’s right, with a pair of SCISSORS.
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Just chuckling to myself thinking about the looks on people’s faces when they open up the box and read my latest missive (Wendy’s comment card).
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Finally a source for some solid intel
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JLP
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Humans should be able to walk up vertical surfaces share if you agree
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The Asher Perlman book is out! Contains nothing but gems. Best 20 bucks you’ll spend all summer! @asherperlman.bsky.social
Book:
publishing.andrewsmcmeel.com/book/well-th...
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Hawk Gates
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It was foretold in the Mentaculus
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My Name Is Aram
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Microsoft invested $13 billion in AI
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What about Bird for Mikan, would you have done that Sal? Of course I mean post-back injury Bird for rookie year Mikan. Sal: No, I wouldn’t do that.
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I hate it when a game-ending gaffe is emblematic of the White Sox whole season.
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Is this
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A disproportionate number of the world's Beanie Babies are currently lined up across the dashboards of pink Jeep Wranglers.
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Yesterday google ai overview was unable to tell me “most recent 40 game winner mlb pitcher.” (gave the wrong answer even though the Wikipedia article it linked me to contained the correct answer). Pretty straightforward stuff. Pull the plug!
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miss fugazi
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the chef is asking to meet me after i’ve asked for a sunny side up egg on top of every course
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Big Ed Walsh played before players wore numbers, so he should get his name retired instead. No one else named Big Ed Walsh can play for the Sox again.
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“Cruel Summer” blasting pregame at White Sox park.
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Just yesterday a fb friend started posting pictures of lake/beach and they all have a tilt (see example). Just so you know you have a copycat out there .
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Sox drive a hard bargain sir you might have to give up a lesser CF and a utility infielder to get him
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Tricia Lockwood
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just passed pigler’s cove … take me into your cove pigler
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Hawk Gates
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A lock is a thing of hair it turns out
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Jerry the King Lawler: What? What is that? That’s Will Stanc*l’s music!
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Define broken
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