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Ashley

@ashleysays.bsky.social

1127 followers 439 following 8566 posts

Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts

Self centered skeets bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk

Bang! Bang! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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posting online is good for two things only: being silly & pissing off strangers

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Don’t forget America is free tomorrow. Friday the price goes up 200%

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Me: man these cheerios are so good. I must be growing up and my tastes have expanded [looks at the box of Honey Nut Cheerios] Me: oh

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Might figure everything out today. In an hour or two. No rush

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Gross. False memories? It's one thing if you say nothing, it's a whole other thing to victim blame as a defense.

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Oh no I’ve never seen his social media and I’m oh so thankful now 😹

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And He Joked Again's avatar And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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once i get some clearasil, it’s over for you blotches

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I cannot be stopped and it’s a real problem

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Now hold on. Maybe let him cook. Gets him out of the studio

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I don’t think so. I think we are fine. Very fine. Fine and sane.

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Without downloading new pics, what it is like dating me

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Should I be alarmed that I’m not alarmed by this?

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Just so you know, I’ve diagnosed most of you and all I’ll say is Oh, boy

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Men not be whiney toddlers challenge (impossible)

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Someone put me on a list titled “Nah” and this is the kind of validation I’ve been seeking my entire life.

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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how many mattresses are you all buying this weekend?

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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When they go left I go right, because introvert.

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Criag's avatar Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Being a people-pleaser is the only way I get invited to orgies

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Have you tried out for America’s got talent?

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Would you like me to tell you *rubs hands together*

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You support the troops? What time did you get up today "oh seven hundred" 🙄

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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾's avatar Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾 @patrickworld.bsky.social
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When are they gonna have CTRL+F for spices? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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We are still confirming rumors that the feral cats have been spotted wearing hard hats near no man’s land.

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Get away from me to show me you celebrate my independence

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if you think Sephora being out of your lipstick is bad, wait until trump's army shoots you in the face

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Some y’all following some real cool cool people but hey it’s just social media right who cares

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🙄 and they don’t go away in your followers anyway

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