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georgia-lux

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Your Inventory: -14 Doubloons -Ominously flickering porkchop -Operations manual for Black & Decker T2569B 2-Slot Toaster -Storkbone rapier -Costco membership card -Bottled pixies (23% oxygen remaining)

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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use rapier on bottlecap to poke air holes

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Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown's avatar Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social
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*Setting down my controller* Man how am I supposed to crew a pirate ship with this to Monkey Island? I gotta get a guide.

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Liner Notes Danny's avatar Liner Notes Danny @linernotesdanny.bsky.social
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Use porkchop

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JonWoods's avatar JonWoods @jonwoodsad.bsky.social
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Dave's avatar Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social
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Unrelated, but back when Canada was getting its $2 coin there was a debate on what it should be called. We settled on the boring Toonie. A friend of mine suggested the much cooler Double-Loonie, or Doubloon. And our quarters could have then been pieces of eight. Ah, what could have been.

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Well you've got to eat the pixies while they're still fresh

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Kevin Snyder's avatar Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social
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How fast are they using oxygen? What kind of metabolism do pixies have

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