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Bean, the magical fruit 🫘🏳️‍🌈

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I'm a walking juxtaposition. Almost too gay to function. I like nerd shit. Aspirational Daddy. Discord, Insta: goldkear


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There's also a cyborg rabbit in the comics named Bunnie and she talks with a charming southern accent.

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Let's go Firebirds!! 🔥🐦 Last home game of the season! Let's go out with a bang!

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Everyone is complaining about the heat, and I'm just here happy that it's finally over 100° 😌🌞

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I've always blamed that damn gorilla. That was also early 2016.

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I mean the switch is in a holding pattern until switch 2 comes out. The direct was way better than I expected, I thought it was going to be all ports of wii u games and nothing new.

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Omg I love her! One of the few queens I still follow on IG.

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Ha when it gets down to 88 it's time to open the windows!

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Aquarium of the Pacific has something similar:

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Black and white were the most interesting games in the series. I think my favorites are ORAS, but b/w did so many wild new things that I really appreciate.

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I've been so addicted to pokerogue I totally forgot there were other apps on my phone. Hi bluesky, how ya been?

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I was listening to Dula Peep a couple weeks ago and thought "she has a lot of disco tracks..." And today I found this playlist. I feel so seen.

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Straight people be wild. My husband introduced his straight friend to poppers and he sniffs them on the golf course now...

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The communal wine just proves too tempting!

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Frelj champs but no Ornn 😔

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That's rough. I had two people leave mid campaign last game I ran. The group finished with some add in players, but the group never felt the same.

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A lot of printers would be destroyed if this were a thing.

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Thanks handsome 🥰

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But if you call him out he'll reference the "breaking the law" bit. Technically, Loder did violate a temporary restraining order, as unconstitutional as that restraining order may have been. These slippery eels love to nitpick technicalities (when it benefits them).

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As much as I hate Elon, I do agree that openly rebutting hate is better than letting it fester in secrecy.

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Counter point:

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Today?

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Yeah, this one pissed me off.

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Martha. My name is Martha....

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That's the thing I miss the most from the Midwest....

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Holy fuck I didn't know I needed "jerking off to vintage porn" porn until now 🥵🥵

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I was pogging after my first guess, panicking on my 6th ... Wordle 1,045 6/6 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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But ... Bulges imply clothes 🥺

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That's so cute. Hubby and I rarely sleep together these days just because of opposite schedules. I miss it 🥲

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「 it is not too late to reunite with yourself 」

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Been there so many times. Bored, but too lazy to do anything about it.

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How can your friends be better than someone that doesn't exist? 🤔

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I've seen rumblings that she defends TERFs as well. This is just the cherry on top - showing support of Musk who's rabidly anti-queer.

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"ur so gay" is incredibly offensive, and "I kissed a girl" is pretty bad too. Her nonpology essentially amounted to "it's ok, I have gay friends" She's been accused of gay baiting - making lots of money off queer people while not giving anything back to the queer community (ie charities)

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Katy Perry is a trash person. I've hated her for years for her treatment of the queer community.

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I have hated Katy Perry ever since "Ur so gay" that song is incredibly offensive, and her apology for it was along the lines of "it's ok, because I have gay friends." She's a trash person and doesn't deserve a single one of her queer fans.

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Psst... Most popular phone brands automatically apply face smoothing, so unedited photos are a rarity. On iPhone there's no way to turn it off either.

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I've picked up passage unearned on a couple runs for this exact reason.

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Oh darn! You'll be gone before Tuesday? Feel free to DM me on Instagram or discord if you want more info.

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Yay! I live in PS! I'm part of a nude hiking group that meets on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and full moon nights. Lmk if you're interested in joining us.

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That's an item, not a power....

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*whew* Wordle 1,038 6/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Um can I like this post 40 times? 10 for each awesome pic?? ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I'm sorry you drove that where? What kind of time warp are you living in?

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I probably wouldn't either tbh.

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I think there just comes an age where your music tastes are set and you're just going to enjoy the stuff from your younger years for the most part. Around 2014 I stopped liking new music and have mostly continued listening to the same old things. Occasionally a new song catches my interest though.

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There's definitely a "dream" theme to this expac and fiddle is a living nightmare, so it could make sense. Or maybe hint that he's coming in the next content update.

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If you see this, post pet. I love Bear's mini me!

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That one is pretty well known even among non buffy fans.

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