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Graham

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Born to be a poster, forced to live as a reply guy. Musician/Artist/Softboi Trash.

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If there was a good Simpsons bit about the US election it would be Frink on the news showing a supercomputer predict the results. Upon finishing it grows robot arms, pulls out a gun, holds it to its head, and then points it in the air and fires randomly in the studio.

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Hope whoever drives this crashes it.

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Biden makes me think of my dad. Four days before he died, a nurse asked him how he felt. He said he felt fine, lost his train of thought, started mumbling, then tried to recover by saying, exasperated: “Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars!” Biden’s family must hate him.

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Appreciate that, although I suppose this is “as long as you have a good excuse, we’ll let you do it and will refuse to prove otherwise.”

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It is kinda funny how they decided to let the President do anything without consequence but Biden won’t take advantage of it.

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Alas, behind their wicked bosoms lie hearts as frigid and as barren as the tundra, where I walked for days after our group was separated by the arctic winds. Lost a lot good men on that expedition, damn fine young men…

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Four days before my dad died, a nurse asked him how he felt. He said he felt fine, lost his train of thought, started mumbling, then tried to recover by saying: “Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.” This all I can think of looking at Biden. His family must hate him.

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Zen and the Art of Elite Sales Tactics.

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If I was Biden I would order Trump and all republicans to be assassinated, dissolve the supreme court, reverse their last decision, then die in hospice before I can be tried for my crimes.

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From Jon Favreau. I want to see an SNL cold open that features a PodSave volunteer trying to convince a person who is both deaf and blind to vote for Biden and failing miserably because even they know he’s cooked.

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The biggest issue now is really how people can be expected to trust corporate media or the Democrats after this.

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Both are just guys rolling the dice and seeing what happens

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This happened in less than a minute.

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I put the glasses on and suddenly the billboard says: "Marry and Reproduce." In horror I look at the Minion pop-up. It still has the Minions but they are covered in text: "This Is Your God."

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The only thing I can compare Biden's performance to last night was my Dad talking about Donald Trump 4 days before he died.

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Post debate thoughts:

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Biden:

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Joe should have punched Trump mid-debate in 2020 when he still had the strength.

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ok i started watching the debate, felt a rift opening up inside my bones, deep in the hollow of my heart, a ghost howling under my clavicles, and i turned it off

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Bluesky yesterday: all of you dang leftists are underestimating Bidens chances and don’t realize how unhinged you sound to normal america Bluesky five minutes into debate: the Mayan prediction about the end of the world was about 2024 and soon the great wind bird Azacuatel will descend upon us all

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Molly Shah's avatar Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social
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Sorry this is an I saw it so now you have to situation

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“Hunter Biden’s guilty verdict means no gun owner is safe…“

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Thinking about how Civil War missed an incredible opportunity to use CCR’s “Fortunate Son”

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Honestly, “The Founder” (even with the McDonald’s historical PSA) is remarkably impressive in how hollow and pathetic it makes Ray Kroc look, and how brutal he was to the original owners.

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Tie between the dog from Anatomy of a Fall and the child from Anatomy of a Fall.

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CEO: we’ve invented an orphan crushing machine, it makes $1mil for every orphan it crushes! SHAREHOLDERS: yaaaaay! CEO: uh oh looks like it makes slightly less money each time SHAREHOLDERS: we will obviously need to crush more orphans to compensate

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Why does this feel like a combination of Grimes and Tom of Finland?

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Apple store waiting area is a bunch of cubes so it looks like the Berlin Holocaust memorial.

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The scene where the kid is violently arrested at a mostly peaceful protest really drove the point home at how bad the internet is.

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searching on ebay for the biggest possible bag of quick oats, like the kind you’d buy to feed a horse if they needed it boiled for 3-5 minutes beforehand.

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I know this is cringe but we need to start teaching everyone the lyrics so we can start doing impromptu singalongs.

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