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The Guillotine Shouter

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He/him. Next you'll say pronouns in bio. The original posting postman, 413x Russian Battlebots champion, and grumpy communist.

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It’s not the wurst idea

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He seems to think the only stakes are his own ego.

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Guy about to drive home drunk: If I crash then as long as I give it my all and did my goodest job as only I can do, then that’s what it’s all about.

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She lost to a circus clown she picked as her opponent because she was too lazy and overconfident to campaign in swing states.

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OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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what they say: "cops just need more training!" what they mean is: "geyser huge spurts of funding at police at the cost of public services."

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OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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To whomst ever left a plastic shopping bag of shit in their neighbor’s mailbox please leave me out of any of your future beefs.

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🔻Bill Kezos🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻's avatar 🔻Bill Kezos🇵🇸🇱🇧🇾🇪🔻 @billkezos.bsky.social
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Jai's community is cringe white allies who joke about lynching black folks for Antiracist™ reasons gimme a break. Don't take how some people aren't gonna air their grievances on main to mean she largely isn't seen as a clown by the rest of us for those reasons

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Why the fuck do none of these uniform catalogs have a stillsuit

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You gotta appreciate Amish guys’ commitment to making sure nobody ever has lustful thoughts about them by all having bowl cuts

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-associated with the color red -described as having a lower class accent -gave workers in his sphere more autonomy -helped underground revolutionaries -fought against a reactionary theocracy Was Urabrask a comrade?

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A mill deck vs a self mill deck is hilarious. Everything each player does fuels both players’ win conditions, it’s like having a fight of just injecting each other with stimulants and steroids to see who overdoses first.

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Horseshoe theory is what nazis use to deflect criticism from themselves.

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About a 20% win rate. It’s objectively terrible but it is hilarious if it works.

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To be fair in a singleton format like I built this deck for, there’s a 1% chance you draw the Gaea’s Blessing so it’s out of your library when they mill you.

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Yeah if you see a whole graveyard get shuffled back into the library it’s safe to call it.

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Made a Bruvac Mill deck in Arena. It isn’t very good, but if someone tries to Pillow Fort long enough for my combo to come together it’s absolutely hilarious.

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I’m tired of pretending there’s some kind of moral, humanitarian, squishy Liberal Zionist position at this point. Netanyahu is more honest than you, because at least he’ll say what he actually believes. If you still condone this state, you have no soul left

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OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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q: why, upon liberation, were the israeli captives in good health while the palestinian prisoners keep ending up in mass graves? a: because the palestinians and hamas are not the bad guys here

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RFK Jr has a knack for trying to reassure voters in the most concerning way possible, like “The worm that ate part of my brain won’t impair my ability to serve as president” or “my association with Jeffrey Epstein was completely innocent.”

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Just saw that Skyrim miniatures game and all I gotta say is that they didn’t have to make the Argonian gal’s thighs that thick but I thank the Eight or Nine Divines that they did

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Guy who can only read comic book font: you are serving Clint today queen

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I’m hot blooded, check it and see My parcel counter says 103

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Conservatives: Remember that KILLary murdered Ambassador Stevens! Liberals: No, his death was a tragedy but had nothing to do with her! Leftists:

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Things might look bad for Trump now, but stay strong patriots. The jury returning that many convictions that quickly may trigger a Mistrial Legal Protection rule, forcing a retrial. Google “MLP rule 34” to learn more.

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happy 34th anniversary of the Garfield comic where Jon Arbuckle drinks dog cum!

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I don’t know what they’re trying to arrest Marcille for dark magic, I’ve heard from a reliable source that the gays can do whatever they want.

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Look out woke moralists, The Right has a new intellectual powerhouse in their corner. His name is Grummz, he got fired from Activision-Blizzard for stealing breast milk from the break room fridge, and he’s on a crusade to make thongs in video games more revealing.

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CIA bringing the surviving MKULTRA guys out of retirement so there will be more serial killers to make True Crime podcasts about

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A knight just told me dragons keep eating his peasants so I asked how many peasants he has and he said he just goes to the town hall and gets a new peasant afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding peasants to dragons and then his footman started crying

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Once again, the fact that you're STILL talking about Hamas after everything we've seen, including murdered children and people in tents being bombed, is severely fucking sus

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I never much cared for Jace Belaren until I found out he busts raw in a gorgon on the regular and now I see him as a kindred spirit

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OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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When people are marching in the streets for a ceasefire and Biden says to basically go to hell: he’s not doing the will of the people. Libraries are being attacked, abortion is almost completely illegal, transgender rights are being taken away

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