Guynemer

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Doctorb. He/Him.

Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

that's right

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

Mea culpa

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

why is everyone all yelling and shit

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

Basically wrote Rose out of the third one entirely, absolutely unforgivable

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

nevertheless, that is pants-on-head stupid

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

you heard me

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

🤜🤛

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

god help me CFB 25 has Shadeur Sanders as the top ranked QB in the country gonna need to walk around outside for a while and take deep breaths

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

sir, you are speaking to CFBSky's foremost The Last Jedi defender, there are no sincere takes I would not poast

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Coward

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

that was a much more entertaining ninth inning than I cared for

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

I'm going to become the Joker

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

I would just very simply not walk the first two batters in the top of the ninth inning

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

first base ump for a reason

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

We live in a post-truth world

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

every week its just 30 minutes of us telling each other "your team sucks"

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

there is A Lot of grass out there, just begging the be touched

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

We just need to monetize our core skills of being basic Midwestern white dudes in their 40s shit we're gonna have to podcast aren't we

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Gonna give it a few weeks and see how everyone still feels about it, how bad the monetization is, etc. I do not have a console capable of playing it currently anyway

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:42 UTC

..........go blue

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:41 UTC

We desperately need it to be football again Another month and half of this shit

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

just comparing notes about yur mum

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Consistently inconsistent, as the bestworst sometimes always are. OR AREN'T

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Second TOOTBLAN of the night for the Tigers

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:19 UTC

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Had a delicious brunch, spent the afternoon at the zoo with my amazing wife, now I'm having some cookies and I annoyed a semipopular sports commentator It's been a great day

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

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Salt Creek Repeal 2A @saltcreekbrews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I need a reproduction of this for my office

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

good lord

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Fear is like a monster in the dark. Shine a light on it, cast away the shadows, and its fangs grow shorter, its claws blunter, its power over you diminishes. Let your resolve be your light, and may you hold it high like the warrior you are.

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Lion-O Hutz @lion-ohutz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

Pretty sure the Very Online and the Politics Knowers have sensitized themselves to the point of near allergic reaction to any little shift while the median voter doesn't think about the government until they have to pay taxes or a parking ticket.

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:39 UTC

it'd be way, way more like the final season of Veep

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

astronaut meme dot jpg

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:35 UTC

the people who hate SZD the most are also well versed college football fans

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

got damn

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:12 UTC

✅

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

Obi-Tang Kenobi

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Oh I let him out to feed at will. Undefeated National Champions get to do that, I don’t make the rules

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

Just told my gulo gulo friend here he’s a champion, because lord knows these Buckeyes won’t.

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

On our way to the zoo, we were behind a little Subaru with tinted windows and a tinted plate cover and the plate read COFFINS and the dude drove like an absolute dick. The world is full of wonders.

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Hashtag breakfast poasting

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

It’s 2024 man, cups can have vagses now, get with the program

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

YOUR Undefeated National Champion University of Michigan Wolverines

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

pay me no mind just getting a screenshot

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

....good lord

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