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pondering your orbs


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“You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced. How do you do?”

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Dropping a fault of your own can be one of the most liberating experiences which can motivate you to do far more. I quit smoking out of pure spite and in the process dropped caffeine, bought a bike, lost 70lbs, and cut out 95% of my family. Whole different person in under a year, just quit smoking.

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Still everyone else because a flaming hot fake cheese milkshake is indeed a more vile concept than even flaming hot Mountain Dew.

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In my consumer economics class in Highschool we had to come up with ideas for new food products, and I suggested a flaming hot Cheeto flavored drink which would be like a spicy, faux-cheesy canned milkshake. And they laughed, what a stupid idea they said, it would be terrible. Who’s laughing now

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Ok, proper shakedown ride today with this thing, the cheap bike, the random spare parts, the utter garbage from Amazon and eBay put together into a vaguely bike shaped object. It’s fun as fuck, it wants to be in the air, I already clapped that fork at 100psi just jumping around town

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Absolutely based though? They know what they’re about.

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the cheap bike is done It exists to sponge up spare parts and it does that well It is “an bike”

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I run across people like this occasionally who are all “oh all new music is terrible“ like Bruh you are 30, and you never left your 15 year old “the only good music is queen” phase?

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I’m gonna go to college in my 80’s just to be a huge dick about how “oh it took me thiiiiissss long to save up for this expensive piece of paper“ and so on. I’m gonna pay $200,000,000 to be a miserable old man to young people for 4 years.

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I refuse to believe that wrapping copper around a ceramic donut causes electricity to stabilize. Oh no guys, we better straighten up and act right, there’s a ceramic donut coming up. Quote - the electrons. Actual nonsense

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what’s even worse is fake hammer marks Like it’s technically a hammer mark but its patterned to “imply” more hammer marks. These are gross

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The hub should ideally be as neutral of a place as possible. And discord I don’t think offers that neutrality.

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No, not me, not discord, the majority of people online, is what “we” refers to there. Others may be outliers but the average user of platforms like discord, it’s a social gap filler between other platforms. Kinda like a social hub, connecting to other social platforms, games, communities, etc.

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The stereotypical discord mod meme is just people with no power using it as a way to assert power over people uninvolved. For everyone else, having your social connection or outlet in an environment like that is unhealthy. It leads to a mindset that social interaction must have control above it.

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Ehhhhh I stopped using discord around 3 years ago. I think the way we collectively use the internet now makes places like discord unhealthy social interaction, if not at times dangerous. Self moderating communities become places for the malicious to abuse and control others in their communities.

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I got expelled from highschool for bringing the schools overall GPA down for an entire year and in turn reducing the amount of funding they get from the state. I also convinced several other people to also do nothing in order to reduce the schools overall GPA. I hold pride in doing so.

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I gotta lean into the wizard shtick more. Going to bed early Getting my wizardly rest So I can wake up stronger And do my wizardly best Alakazam, bitches

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One does not have need to fear the influence of sexless losers on the wave of other sexless losers. Comical views of furries are generally positive, the suspiciously wealthy, secretly attractive, intentionally against the negative stereotype meme. We’re all sysadmin chads in the eyes of the masses.

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I come from when even affiliating with furries would get you banned from basically any community online regardless of context because furries were simply icky. I couldn’t care less about some terminally online dingus mentioning “the furries” like we’re part of the greater “them” in their eyes.

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Still you

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Reminder you can borrow that anime, rip the dvds and have that anime forever.

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I gave up trying to clean my sinks u pipe and opted to remove and replace it, which showed me why it never cleaned well and always drained slow, at some point someone poured JB weld down it.

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Images that make zero sense without context.

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The best kept truck stop secret That and the Loves reward points program and how absurdly busted it is when you’re buying 200 gallons of fuel.

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Check out the secret truck stop within the larger Petro locations. The ones with a fuel island mini store usually have a cafeteria, and they have actual food in them, like real meatloaf and mashed potatoes were the saviors of my mental health at times living on the road. Top tier road food.

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Thank you for exposing the Craigslist community posts to me, these are amazing

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I always thought quik trip was one of the nicer places I would stop, we don’t have them in Indiana, so I would always try to hit some in Oklahoma. Them and Kum&Go, always seemed a little nicer. (jizz and jet) (skeet and fleet) (ejaculate and evacuate) (shoot your load and hit the road)

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As an ex truck driver never eat any of the roller grill food with the exception of the tamales, because they’re plastic wrapped All of the other roller grill food is a biohazard, only for those with the accustomed digestive system to handle them.

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Rolling up at the 4 way stop at the exact same time as 2 other cars and simply deciding to commit seppuku in the street instead of hoping the other drivers know what to do in that situation.

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Imagine getting rear ended by this driver and seeing the $19/month car insurance cardboard sign in the passenger seat

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nerd stuff just accumulates

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I could make a better mixtape by eating my cassette collection and trying to press play on my subsequent shit. There is no good placement here, it’s all over the place.

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I am not an apple nerd and at first the portrait display threw me off so hard and it was a struggle to search enough to verify that is indeed a real object

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I remember watching the TV show as a kid as it showed up on WTTW-11 very rarely. That along with many shows of that time, I’m surprised none of them made me a furry, but trackmania sunrise did.

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There’s a huge variety of windows/linux based UMPC’s out there, something might fit the bill for this.

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[doing the sign of the cross with your hands but gesturing a dick and balls instead]

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“I don’t get any, and you’re a problem for reminding me of it”

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Stare back, most people don’t like eye contact

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Women but get this right You sitting down for this? Women but Penis

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This is a vibe

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Please add me to the list of people that should be killed, I welcome the challengers.

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They have no exhaust emissions control, no mufflers. But most of the noise is still blade design. Good blades that don’t make as much noise cost a lot more. We had stealth propeller aircraft in the 50’s. It’s totally possible to make small aircraft extremely quiet.

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Like a Cessna 172, *the* small aircraft you see everywhere, is running an engine platform from the mid 50’s and its most advanced addition is fuel injection in the 90’s. Spec wise there’s no reason why you couldn’t put like a modern Corollas engine in there and double the fuel economy as well.

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My grandpa hates them, there’s an airfield right next to his house and all day it’s just small planes over his head. Supposedly they’re super noisy not because they have to be, but because regulation says they don’t need to be quiet. They also all mostly run 50’s era technology engine/blade wise.

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