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hammancheez@hammancheez.bsky.social |
Me : invents a device to talk to cats Cat : oh god finally you understand whenever I meow for hours it’s because i want wet food I know this was so opaque for you Me : no no I knew u want wet food the whole time but you can’t have it whenever u want Cat : Me : Cat : first of all fuck you
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Serinthia Kelberry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@serinthia.bsky.social
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The thing to understand about owning a cat is that, once you do, your dwelling becomes their dwelling and it is by their generosity that they are allowed you to live there with them.
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AJ Fidalgo (voice actor)
@ajfidalgo.bsky.social
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TBH, first line and last line work together without the rest. 😂
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Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
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I used to think cats were picky. Then I met this fucker. Thought he liked some things other then walnuts and almonds till I found he had dragged them and tossed them over the balcony.
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ph00tbag
@ph00tbag.bsky.social
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Me: You see, humans have these things called healthy eating and discipline. Cat: I'm well aware of how you justify your unhealthy body image, Jessica. Me: Me: My name's not Jessica.
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Cosmic Doomrock
@deathbymeteor.bsky.social
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Mine would be sitting there going: "Look, you went into the room that has food and treats, and didn't come out with food or treats, so I had to remind you what you forgot in there"
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Ian
@wordsoup.bsky.social
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Have you tried water food Mr Cat? It's an interesting Haute cuisine (well more like hot cuisine :) alternative to standard wet & dry food & Billi recommends it :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKT...
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Orpheus Condescending
@maryscottoconnor.com
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😂😂😂 Oh god. Oh god. fuckingng DYING.
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Xoe Valk
@x03v.bsky.social
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I have this conversation twice a day every day. I *KNOW* what she's saying. 🤣😂
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Karpov's Machine
@karpovsmachine.bsky.social
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Great . . . now we have to explain capitalism to cats. And they're just going to have even more contempt for us once we've done it.
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Dbug
@dbug.defence-force.org
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I'm looking forward to a CatGPT that can do this translation for me.
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Dom G 💖🥰💘
@domg.bsky.social
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Idk Siamese cats come pretty close to talking, right?
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Bisonopolis Food Court
@bopolisfoodcourt.bsky.social
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Do we have the same cat?
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Adam Fields
@spoilersinthread.com
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Area cat has never been fed, ever
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N. R. M. Roshak (Natalka)
@nroshak.bsky.social
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I tried to train my cat to tap a certain cupboard when he wants catnip. Result: I learned that he always wants catnip. His basic attitude is WHY AM I NOT HAVING THE CAT DRUGS RIGHT NOW
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Threepigz
@threepigz.bsky.social
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@thirdarchon.bsky.social
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This 100% accurate and confirmed by science
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McK 💚🦤💚
@mckdubbers.bsky.social
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Ha! That would be my cat. 100%!!
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Yet Another Emily
@anomily.bsky.social
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So last November my cat was diagnosed with untreatable cancer in her mouth. All we could offer was petting and as much wet food as she wanted as she lived out what we understood was her last weeks. 10 months later she hounds me all day long for wet food. She is a calico bowling ball.
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Dayla
@celtlass.bsky.social
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Exactly
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Dan Yocum
@yocum137.bsky.social
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Hi, Dan “bad takes” Yocum here. Cats are obligate carnivores and they get most of their fluid intake from the food they eat, so yeah, wet food is more expensive, it’s also the best thing to feed them to reduce risk of kidney and urinary tract issues. This has been another bad take by me, Dan!
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@patter.bsky.social
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these, though it's also a hidden ad for the speaking mat product www.youtube.com/watch?v=Incy...
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Hayward
@hgwood.bsky.social
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Is this REALLY surprising? 🤣🤣🤣
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Gwenda Bond
@gwenda.bsky.social
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😹😹😹
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Dr Sam
@perrywadesam.bsky.social
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CAT: Second of all, where the fuck is my tuna? And don't try any of that Nile River Perch shit because let me tell you that story is very old...
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george du bois
@kuriousgeorge.bsky.social
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Cat: need I remind you who's in charge here? I better see wet food when I ask for it or there will be "wet food" on your pillow. Got it?
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TweetingIntoTheVoid
@stacegotmyname.bsky.social
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Yes Cat I already heard that too. And, I know you gave me the middle finger. BUT ... no.
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WaldoButtersDF
@waldobutterdf.bsky.social
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He your cousin @dreadcatmister.bsky.social ?
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Brother Clippy
@fumblebee.bsky.social
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Mine thankfully wait until they detect me feeding the dog and then let it all out in a barrage as they wait 90 seconds to be sated
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