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Kassandra
@individuella.bsky.social
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Guten, habt ein schönes Wochenende 👋😽
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patter.bsky.social@patter.bsky.social |
245 followers 242 following 2193 posts
hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
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Kassandra
@individuella.bsky.social
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Guten, habt ein schönes Wochenende 👋😽
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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪
@jongraywb.bsky.social
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I have to revive this thread because the perfect Gonzo panel just arrived and if you do t think I’m not a bizarre combo of Fozzie and Gonzo then you don’t know me very well lol
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James Barišić
@jamesmb.bsky.social
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Dear all, Some years ago, over on a site called Twitter, I shared a story about the odious Jacob Rees-Mogg. He used to be an MP. I am going to cut and paste the story into this thread for you to enjoy. The story is 19 tweets (what they used to be called) long. They're numbered. Let's go... 0/19
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YOTE SAINT LAURENT 𓃦 @ AC
@alakaizam.bsky.social
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dude 😭
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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i don’t think i like this
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Bsky Kreuger
@lammatic.hellthread.vet
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Fun hack for people who can't afford AC Storm your local billionaires house and use his. If he tries to say no throw him in his own private lake until he's ready to be reasonable
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Dreadnought Holiday
@dreadships.bsky.social
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10/10 no notes
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Ottercon
@ottercon.bsky.social
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Remember children: it’s going to take longer than 4 years to undo the damage the Tories have done
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@patter.bsky.social
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Nice, used to flip between them, Viking FM & Arrow Classic Rock from the Netherlands, that I could often pick up on AM
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Pavel
@spavel.bsky.social
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.
AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...
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Robb from 8/16/32bit
@81632bit.bsky.social
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Remember "Atlantic 252"? The 90s long wave radio station that tried to rival Radio 1?
Well, it's back as a DAB and online station, apparently:
atlantic252radio.com
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Aberacon
@aberacon.wales
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Meet Cole! Our corgi mascot is a steelworker and Welsh cake appreciator. Dyma Cole! Mae ein masgot corgi yn weithiwr dur ac yn werthfawrogydd pice-ar-y-maen.
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Jasmin Isabell🏳️⚧️📖
@theboobtaster.bsky.social
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whozer
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@patter.bsky.social
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Oh damn, misreading that as dictatorships & wondered which countries we're shipping them to
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Tom Phillips
@tomph.bsky.social
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15 votes!
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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Lance Parkin
@lanceparkin.bsky.social
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Hey. If you have ever been somewhere near David Tennant and are semi-randomly approached to see if you have any anecdotes about David Tennant, assume it's enemy action. Sorry for vagueness.
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@patter.bsky.social
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Post I remember from somewhere Hearing it like a French cat "le mao"
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Shiro Sirius
@shirosiri.us
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Once again I think it’s okay to celebrate small victories and Rishi Sunak bombing his entire party is a good small victory even if the alternatives aren’t great
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ΛTLΛS
@atlasbun.bsky.social
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Get ready for more folks from twitter again. They just made it so you can't chain tweets without paying and now are removing well...everything else. Likes, retweets, You will only see view counts. Probably because he got tired of being ratioed.
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A Frockwork Orange
@hacklock.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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@patter.bsky.social
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New colours of the London Government. At least they have an excuse to say "we're new, we're changing things" Though hampered by the previous Regime spending years salting the earth
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st. clueless, of the vhs
@clueless.bsky.social
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there is a void on the floor and it’s screaming
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@patter.bsky.social
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Long time ThinkPad fan here (not sure if my personal one has a fan)
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Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
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Can’t even have a Tory government anymore because of woke
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@patter.bsky.social
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home also has sofa, beer, dinner & nobody talking over the film
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@patter.bsky.social
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raising this flag on Iwo Jima
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@planetx.bsky.social
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Happy 4th of July
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@patter.bsky.social
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"sleeping with the fishes" hits different when you know about hot sharkgirls
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@patter.bsky.social
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fucking work laptop sounds like there's a van parked outside. Don't buy Dell.
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@patter.bsky.social
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but not Reboot, that has to stay shonky & be obvious that they're in a computer
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Rith
@rithselene.derglands.co.uk
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The rich already robbed us, we're just taking back what's ours
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Skipai Otter
@skipai.bsky.social
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Alternative options for ballot paper: Asteroid strike Yellowstone clearing it's nostrils Godzilla flattening Westminster, Whitehall, Downing Street... Sun going supernova New viral outbreak from a lab that makes everyone into big fluffy werewolves...
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@patter.bsky.social
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which should get broadcast in the results with the same weight as any party, maybe even force new polls with new candidates in each ward where that's the majority
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@patter.bsky.social
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you don't want to accidentally elect the wrong'uns, poll counter reading the spoiled ballot "that still counts as Tory"
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@patter.bsky.social
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and frequent ones
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kaiwhiu
@aotearoa-nz.bsky.social
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Meme wise that's:
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Chloé Stawski
@chlowski.bsky.social
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re-watching this, & it applies SO well to AI shit too "both the claimed functionality and the actual functionality are bad. [...] the idea of it becoming the norm is terrible, but the prospect of what the world would look like if all the mythologizing and over-promising came true also super sucks."
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Skipai Otter
@skipai.bsky.social
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There are more foodbanks than there is McDonald branches in the UK. Let that sink in for a moment. Charity foodbanks have more outlets than McD's, a international fast food outlet.
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Stonkers
@stonkers.bsky.social
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Grandma Field
@fieldexplores.bsky.social
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Ouch Flavored Chips
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Meredith Rose
@mrose.ink
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this
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Packwolf Lupestripe 🔜 PPC, EF, Animalz Berlin
@lupestripe.bsky.social
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Austerity, Brexit, COVID Mismanagement, Dodgy Dave, Etonians, Fuckpigs, Grenfell… 14 years over which our country has been diminished and degraded It’s time to kick the bastards out
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@patter.bsky.social
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furries, you know who you are i.imgur.com/g9MX0TL.mp4
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rare body oils
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social
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meows are cool but my favorite is when my cat rolls her fat lunch ass over and i can hear her making little sounds like a Cd rom drive in 1997
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Haus of Decline
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Joaquín Baldwin 🔜 AC
@joabaldwin.com
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It's nice seeing friends celebrating Fox Crêpe Fridays so openly here, although it's always a bit jarring when the images show up as I scroll. #FCF
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@patter.bsky.social
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good luck, puppy
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@patter.bsky.social
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yeah, our local one is ... well, they carefully picked the angle with the most shelves there's also a few computers knocking around for public internet use, word processing, printing etc but when their website leads with "part of the Swinton Gateway, a hub of services and facilities "
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✨brit ✨
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
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if you got the song stuck in your head, good — so did i
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