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live my queef life

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Dude yuri day was yesterday and now im gonna throw up because imma gay

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U failed at making social media. U should be flushed down the toilet. I don't want to fucking be here or anywhere I want to see people being losers quietly not get directly infected by it

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Theres no point in being online anymore if every single site is begging you to create an account so the site can tear you open like fruit and eat your insides and leave a bare carcas behind when you just wanted to see a post someone sent to you. U might ad well be dead and delete ur website

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Nuh uh

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Pastry lovers be sexing eachothwe up their butts just sayin...

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I hope u go 2 hell and die there

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He will be like imma make u mine! And be so kissy moochy smoochie and he will give u an experience you'll never forget wondering where the years went by and how much u wish he was in ur arms holding him tight because he was like a tiny Italian man

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Evil mario doesn't give a flying crap watch out hell eat a cig and throw up in a clean toilet

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Hi sonic I love you I know you are loved by many because God made u and thats how I know God loves u because he made u and he was like I want 2 make a blue talki g hedgehog that can wak like a person it will he the best thing ever and now ur hear this is the greatest thing in the woeld

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We smack that chosen one crinkly butt boy until he's like for the love of god stop torturing me and like there should be a new law for like presidents if no one likes u at all like u should get flushed down the toilet

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Bitches post like omggg im gonna watch a show or movie and urngonna read it like u dont exist u will never exist god didnt make u he doesn't even know how u got here he was like how did someome like u so boring end up existing and he stomps on u and slaps u with a wet towel until u geuinely die

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Me and my gay husband we like bloood in the morning we like bloooodd everyday! We like bloood in the evening we like blood anyway! I like blood in the morning mozzarella that makes me chokey I like blood in the evening man get the hell away from me I like blood. We like blood. We like blood? We like

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Canceled therapy forever because its a stupid useless shit bitch im not waking up at 9am being told I have to take deep breaths and no more vaginas 4 me🖕

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What that there sonny.. adjusts them ouh ur peepee... time 2 crank out the old tools heh heh heh... gets out the clitorator

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Grandma wearing glasses during sex because she can't see

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yeah no offense (actually lots of offense) but microblogging websites have given me ample evidence to show that no good comes from genuinely posting about ur feelings once you've passed the follower threshold to not count as a real person

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We would like to bring you suffering and terror throughout your life.

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I went into my bosses office to shit all over their computer and pee like a wild animal and when they were screaming and crying getting security on me to put me down like I was infested with rabies I was like boss earns a dime I shit on company time and I went 4 a hug but he didn't approve of that

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Smack yo penis and let ur farts rip through the air dj stinky terrorizing central square!!! *One billion demons unleashed unto the world*

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We want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you we want to smell you

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I just started slapping my own butt cheeks to keep in touch with my evil hobbies

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Chosen one be like so much butthurt I have to lug around because it was inflicted upon me and when I win im gonna have my ashes thrown 2 the villian so they trip on theor stairs and flop around like a ragdoll and die

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In need for a lesbain vampire loser girlfriend last time I saw a medical procedure I almost fainted but horror movies are the shit yuh huh

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Me too he gave me five dollars and went 2 ashes and I got a free blunt out of it

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