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ceej @ceej.online [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

they’re working on a bipartisan bill to give the statue of liberty huge honkers

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @inanity101.bsky.social 2

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

rattlesnake friend

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

a hotdog named desire

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

fine

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

lol

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

a hotdog named desire

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

rattlesnake friend

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

got rattled at by a rattlesnake

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

warm out

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

warm out

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

beautiful day for wearing a big dumb hat in a forest

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

fine

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

finally washed my stupid hair

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

finally hook up with Mothman and it turns out he's got a cloaca :/

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

I think a show on PBS NC just misidentified a bird

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

if I was a squirrel I'd be a real cunt about it

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

secret ingredient: crab rangoon

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

chefs wear those really tall hats because they use them in a mating ritual

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

secret ingredient: crab rangoon

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

if you are a challenger on Iron Chef and the secret ingredient is something super fucked up you should be able to choose combat and then the chairman unveils a rack of polearms

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

if I were a crashing helicopter I'd at least Try to be graceful about it

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

if I was a squirrel I'd be a real cunt about it

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

I will never have lived until I get to hear a guy in a cowboy hat dejectedly saying "it was never meant to be"

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

if a vampire enjoys your explosions they'll save you for last

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

if a vampire enjoys your explosions they'll save you for last

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

people usually set off fireworks at night so that vampires can enjoy them

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

I grow ginger in a big shallow pot and bring it inside during the winter. it drops it's stalks but the roots stay alive and whatever I don't eat sprouts anew when I put it outside in the spring

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

ooo that's smart, like freezing pesto ice cubes

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:22 UTC

just a few potted plants: Thai basil, curry, ginger

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

if I get a whole bunch I'm gonna experiment with canning it/making saur kraut

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

I'm gonna try some this year since I have the garden for it now, have seeds for kale, cabbage, and bok choy

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

what makes a person win? is it just random?

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

Accept

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

if I was a big wet dog I'd rub my big wet dog's body up against Everything

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

I hope the neighbors can smell what I'm cooking

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

yay

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

ugh!

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

about how the winters are here. I like to do garlic over winter so I at least have something in the garden to think about

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

this a good album to just have playing on repeat in your house when you're mostly outside doing stuff and want to always walk in on a banger
tidal.com/album/465112...

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

I know it's winter but does it get very cold where you are?

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

(I'm dirty as fuck because I've been dealing with mulch and dirt and such)

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

smart, she's a nervous creature

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

learned today that dengue is in north carolina now so looking forward to experiencing that I guess due to my mosquito feeding lifestyle

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

tfw harpy is using the hose

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

plus I look sexy as shit driving a beat up old truck with big tires

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

this is the truck I took my driver's test in, it has been around for a While

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heiðrún @harpy.party [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

I've decided to take the free technical. maybe sell my car and get rid of that payment and replace it with a payment in a bike

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