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haus of hawktuah

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I’m so hungry I could eat a small victorian child

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Kate Orman's avatar Kate Orman @kateorman.bsky.social
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Swiftly?

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Matty's avatar Matty @mattybmpbarrette.bsky.social
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a wee street urchin

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🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦's avatar 🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦 @octopusmask.bsky.social
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Would you like to upsize that, and add a coke for just a dollar more?

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thankfully time travel is impossible. the victorians are safe from the freaks

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Ian's avatar Ian @ismathers.bsky.social
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no solid food for me until monday night, at which point i might devour a small victorian child or equivalent

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Ages of Aeon's avatar Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social
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This is literally on the buffet at Mar-a-Lago

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Patrik's avatar Patrik @patrik58.bsky.social
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Eat a small modern child. True, perhaps they don't taste as good as a Victorian one, but you're fighting overpopulation!

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stuckatthisbit's avatar stuckatthisbit @stuckatthisbit.bsky.social
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Good plan, they’re tastier than New South Wales children

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BensDecoy's avatar BensDecoy @bensdecoy.bsky.social
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I bet you could get a good chuckle out of the cannibal tending the grill at the cookout by saying “please sir, I want some more” in an Oliver voice

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Peffo's avatar Peffo @peffo.bsky.social
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I'm sated but i'd do that for fun

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Tom Isaacson's avatar Tom Isaacson @parsley72.bsky.social
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Consumption.

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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smart, they have no immunities to it

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Thomas A Lewis's avatar Thomas A Lewis @djtomdog.bsky.social
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don’t forget the chutney

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aubrey's avatar aubrey @grimywaifu.bsky.social
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check out my most recent post :3 ill cook for u hehe

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Andrew Hetherington 's avatar Andrew Hetherington @brixtonandrew.bsky.social
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In what sense, eat?

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This is one of my favorite skeets

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Jaffa & Jo Clancy's avatar Jaffa & Jo Clancy @jojoc.bsky.social
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I don’t have one of those but I do have this?….

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