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Hayley

@haymaker.bsky.social

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A Pollyanna motherfucker. Director and Actor. โ™€๏ธ
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A little of one, a little of other.

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last saved selfie in you on the outside last saved meme is you on the inside Yup.

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His face is reminiscent of an ape version of Booji Boy.

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Best Google Alert I ever set up:

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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ The Josie Zone's avatar ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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So wise

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* never really had anything get especially viral over there for me. Thought I'm pretty sure it was my crab dancing "George Bush Is Dead" video.

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Show Us Your Most Viral Post On twitter Before It Disappears Into The Ether Forever! ^___^ I went to go try to find mine* and the way that site is now, it was taking waaaaay too long and I don't think I get to see my analytics anymore because that's only for paid accounts(?!?) so here's my pinned:

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There were absolutely no signs, love. None at all.

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sarah jeong's avatar sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social
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rewatched dr strangelove and cannot stop thinking about the comment โ€œheโ€™s just doing tim robinsonโ€ about george c scott

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Arlan Hellison (famous)'s avatar Arlan Hellison (famous) @thehell.zone
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS GREY GARDENS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EDITH โ€œLITTLE EDIEโ€ BOUVIER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. SHOUTING LOUD WHEN I BICKER WITH MY MOTHER OR

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molly โœจ's avatar molly โœจ @brat.fm
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it fucken WIMDY

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Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)'s avatar Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) @probgobl.in
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It's deeply unfair that my Bite Journal (the book that I keep track of who I bite and what the did you earn my toothy wrath) counts as "evidence" and not "art".

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I made the liโ€™l cartoon letter guy sad and Iโ€™m feeling great about it

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This is Baby's new July ensemble:

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@sky-writes.bsky.social and I have A concrete brontosaurus that we naturally named baby. This was her pride ensemble this year. Wig that was originally a cape crocheted by my dear friend Morgan.

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She's beauty. She's grace. She'll probably lick your face.

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Please tell them I love them and give them more pets if they're into that sort of thing.

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He helped us rent a rental truck & helped us move without hurting himself (bcause he knew how much it would hurt me to see him injure himself) just to support us. He's not perfect but he's had our back and loved both me and my wife without judgment. Anyway, wish the legend David Rice a happy 70th.

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I'll try to make this shorter than I was originally going to, but basically the short version is when we had to move because of transphobic bullshit. At the beginning of the year my dad had both me and my wife's back as best he could.

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I'm going to try to make this shorter than I was going to, but basically my dad's great. He has grown beautifully and become more and more leftist throughout his years because he listens and grows.

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* I loved my mom but we were broken in the same ways that never allowed us to connect or communicate in a way that was effective or healthy for either of us.

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I was prepared for a real gray garden situation. then my mom died at 56 of ovarian c. this is terrible to say, but this was the best case scenario*. So then suddenly my dad and I were there in a reality neither of us ever expected and was better than we ever led to believe.

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My father is the oldest male of three generations by a decade plus. His father died about 5 months before I was born. He went to sleep xmas Eve and did not wake up xtmas Day. He was 56. So my dad & I have spent our of our time together prepping to make sure my mom could survive without him.

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Hey, feel like nobody's reading this' but I want to make a post about my dad & what a good dude he is on the day we observed his 70th. I'll be honest, neither him nor I expected him to make it to 70 cuz the men in his family are notorious for dying young. (1/?)

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It was right that this flopped.

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The first time you see your cat after the shrooms hit

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