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H. Chaos

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High Priest of the Church of Harmonic Chaos


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Not even remotely surprised, Snowden has always been a creep.

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There is no such thing as an unflawed president.

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No one should be surprised that a Republican would advocate for malnutrition.

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If the general public has higher expectations for one candidate over the other, there's no need to even discuss which candidate is better. There's only the question of why anyone who holds these expectations would even consider voting for the second candidate once they realize they're doing this.

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You regret nothing.

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"Well-known"?

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Typical BlueSky, cajoling everyone into wiping knives in a liberal manner.

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You misspelled "be".

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If the Earth were the size of a basketball, the oblateness of the spheroid would be about 1/30 inches (about .9 mm) in the diameter. Unless you're dealing with optics, this is as close to perfect as has any meaning.

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Something that I think many left-leaning white people don't understand, that a select few white males know very well, is that what conservatives publicly say is VERY DIFFERENT than what they say when they think I'm one of them. Of course, people who have been the target of oppression get this too.

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On the one hand, I was already doing this. On the other hand, temperatures here regularly go above 110°F, and I don't like $600/mo electric bills. On the third hand, expecting private households to comply with, or even know, these rules is the least effective possible way to reduce electricity use.

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People have been shooting people for tens of thousands of years, and he's trying to tell us that he knows when the first person-shooter was born, and the events around said birth?

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"I only had one martini" is not the ironclad defense that some people seem to think.

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Future?

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(OK, I guess dishes can be loaded in such a way that the water doesn't reach the surfaces that it needs to, but that's not the dishwasher's fault)

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Less water, less energy, and always, always, get dishes cleaner.

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Follow up: 6,000 years ago, were exoplanets created on the same day as Earth, or on one of the other 6 days?

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Time to start responding to the AARP mailers.

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I've seen people unironically complain that Beyoncé cover of "Blackbird" was too racial, so....

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Thanks to you, our plastic apocalypse will now come 0.0000000000037 seconds sooner.

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This is probably covered under the US "work for hire" doctrine, which assigns the copyright to an employer under a certain set of circumstances. I'm guessing that there are a ton of (very good) reasons why this can't be used for AI.

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There are areas in the US where running the AC constantly is necessary to keep the inside temp at a moderately cool, comfortable 85°F.

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The fun thing is you don't have to point out to a dick that they're a dick to piss them off, you just have to suggest that some people in their in-group are dicks.

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Last night I came up with the absolute most perfect post ever. We're talking Earth-shaking, changing the course of history-level revelation here. But I couldn't post it right away, and by the time I could, I had completely forgotten the entire thing.

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Funny how "just exercising her freedom" only goes one way.

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I'm going to ignore the bigotry inherent in assuming that an entire generation has a monolithic opinion on the matter, or that only one generation is allowed to have an opinion, and just point out that JDouche's is 100% in line with the Nazis. And I don't just mean on the subject of sex changes.

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I made sure to report a few of the most obvious violations before blocking.

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Ok. Burn in Hell, you servant of Satan. I'd admonish you to stop claiming to be anti-Satan, but Satanic liars like you never do.

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Don't even bother to argue with @midnitet0ker.bsky.social . Read through his posts, he's a disgusting, hate-filled bigot. He's irredeemable, total garbage, and needs to be treated as such.

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Under Asiago Fries: A Foodeater's Guide to the Universe

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It's amazing how many people have the EXACT same "even uglier IRL" reaction. And I'm included in that count.

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I absolutely want to spend a hundred million+ on this! I'll be in touch as soon as I get it, which should only be in about 2,000 years.

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So therefore it's totally cool to advocate for the death of a human? No, it absolutely fucking isn't.

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Sure, if your goal is to prove the Centrists right when they say "left-wingers are just as bigoted as right-wingers". If this isn't your goal, don't br a bigot.

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Hermione saying that makes perfect sense, though. It doesn't have to be true for her to believe it's true.

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I'm sorry, what exactly has Larry Connor done to make you think he deserves to die?

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The only thing we agree on here is that Chait is an idiot.

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I'm not sure about "worst", but "tech CEOs who don't understand the concept of 'meetings'" has got to be pretty damn close to a worst-case scenario.

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Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

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A perfect illustration of that Mark Twain quote: "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."

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A perfect illustration of that Mark Twain quote: "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics."

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My apologies, this came across in a way I didn't intend because the 300-character limit is severely... limiting. I'm glad you do, far too many people don't.

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If you want to make a difference, call the candidate and let them know your thoughts. Someone, not necessarily the candidate, thinks this email will raise money. Likely it will, from a segment of the population. But they won't know that it's not working for you unless they get constructive feedback.

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genius.com/Tears-for-fe...

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that, as a class, people who commit financial crimes should get more prison time than they currently do.

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Definitely a respectable position.

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If it helps, I've known this for a couple weeks, and I keep forgetting. It's so amazingly uninteresting that I've already forgotten what the movie was about 3 times while writing this.

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What about people who drink, not to increase their courage, but their ability to tolerate others? I mean, not this guy, alcohol's just a drug, not a wonder drug (also, does not make everyone more tolerant of others).

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I used to work with a guy who would often say, "Never trust a computer person who doesn't drink." Now, I know that this was a very problematic thing to say, but it has a certain wisdom in this particular case.

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First of all, "Christ" is spelled with a "Ch", not a "K" (blame the ancient Greeks for that one). Secondly, he was crucified, not shot.

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