CC Parker

@headstrategist.bsky.social

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31 (minors, please leave) She/They Riff Bitch // Tone Queen Autistic // Bipolar // Obsessive Compulsive Anarchist 🖤❤️ Alt for pfp: a selfie of CC in a black dress Alt text for header: a crucifix in a jug of piss

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Shrek After Reading

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

I wonder if Drake got that ESPN push notification about Demar DeRozan in the new Kendrick video

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

Using my womanhood to beat the sense into J.K. Rowling

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

Just realized that my cat never gets a vacation :/

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

Pretty sure my girlfriend wants me to have another girlfriend so that I’ll get out of her sight

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Should I ruin my vacation with my girlfriend by eating mushrooms?

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[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

Blank

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[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

I got a bingo

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

I’m fine, I am fine

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Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

🎰It's roulette day!🎰 How to spin the wheel: Tip- $3 - audio clip $5 - photo $7 - clip $10 - photo set $25 - video folder leave the message "📸" (links in replies) game ends Sunday, midnight EST

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[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

My girlfriend wants us to be polyamorous, I’m open to it but anxious :|

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ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉 @janus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

Happy Juneteenth

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slowfox @slooowfox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

found a mirror long enough to take a full body photo (and bought a cute dress 🥰)

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[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:17 UTC

Preemptively yelling, “DONT LOOK AT MY BEARD, I DONT FEEL GOOD TODAY” at everyone I work with

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[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

I’m not smart enough to appreciate half the jokes on this website

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[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

Make a band less mild Cock and Ball Torture Site

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[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

The line between sick ass slam and terrible ass deathcore is kind of thin and Apple Music does not understand

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[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

“You’re not very good at this.” lol why would I be good at anything? I thought I was gonna be a baseball player until I went to college ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 14:24 UTC

I love when my 18 pound cat has the zoomies

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[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

DimeBag did a solo for Nickelback

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[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Well, I presume you mean they should’ve died instead of Chris Cornell. no offense taken!

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slowfox @slooowfox.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

the decisions of big business make way more sense when you remember that the ruling class hates you they resent that their wealth is dependent on us, they despise the products and services their companies create, they don't understand the things we enjoy or how we enjoy them

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Sailor Sega Saturn @liegecoren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

And then, the cops showed up.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Amy had a little pond @amypond.gay
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

How to talk to short people (lewd edition) (Any tips go towards cute lesbian dates) Wank or reskeet.

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[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

One of my young boy cats tried to test my big alpha boy cat today and got two pieced into tomorrow

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[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

Yo, fuck every ideation of the Texas Rangers

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Eelaware @eelaware.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

Post DOG

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[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

Post DOG

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Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 11:23 UTC

wagonposting

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[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

Shut up, bitch

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[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

All this J Cole is makin my pussy dry

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[ View ] May 28, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

Getting knuckle tatts to avoid doing the dishes

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[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Getting tattoos with my girlfriend 💕

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[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

Her: beats Elden Ring Me: gets too depressed to finish Act 2 of Baldur’s Gate

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[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

Her: Studying for her masters in Biochemistry and Biotechnology Me: Can sing all of Tha Carter without saying the N word

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[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

Babe is watching X-men 97 but I wanna watch Guy’s Grocery Games!!!!

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[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

me all the time lol

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[ View ] May 24, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Olanzapine DT thank you, thank you Olanzapine DT

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blossom 🌸 @theblossombratt.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

PSA i’m discontinuing my lowest subscription tier!

now your options are splenda, sugar, and (for ultimate fans) daddy! all include full videos and their own special perks ☺️

fans.ly/r/blossombratt

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[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

I don’t know if I’ve ever been sad enough to listen to sad music willingly

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[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

One day I’ll be a bimbo

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[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 21:55 UTC

Too gay for my girlfriend

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[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

I can’t find my mail keys so my new Bjork shirt is trapped in the mail box!!!

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[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

It would be hilarious if we get to watch Aaron Rodgers be washed on National Tv for 6 of the first 11 weeks of the season

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[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

The hardest thing to do in all of sports is to hit the damn baseball

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[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

Way too much of my brain data is being occupied by the lyrics to Eminem’s “Encore” album >__<

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[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

The bass on “Kindly Bent to Free Us” by Cynic kicks so much fucking ass, so much fucking ass

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[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

My kitty’s tiny head is hurting my titty so much

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[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Jealous of everybody’s seemingly hairless bodies lol

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[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

The dishwasher I work with that’s always on the reptilian agenda stuff, well he raps and its full of conspiracy theory shit and I’m not gonna lie, it’s not bad lmfao

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