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helly🪷✨🍉
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ur welcome to tuah, but i could do without the hawk
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1119 followers 777 following 9008 posts
bottomless oubliette supervisor pronouns appropriated from yr mom
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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ur welcome to tuah, but i could do without the hawk
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helly🪷✨🍉
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boofed it for quite a while then decided that was annoying. oral administration is suboptimal but still way better than no prog—just depends how much u wanna minmax your levels
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helly🪷✨🍉
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i started at like 6mo in, 1 year is totally reasonable
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helly🪷✨🍉
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i’m sincerely so happy for u dude
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helly🪷✨🍉
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i learned what h**k t**h was against my will and now i’m even more confused about how/why it went viral
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Alycia the Artist
@orcanize.bsky.social
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My hibiscus 🌺
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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wow
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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many such cases :(
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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is this a CI/CD joke
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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costco usually has 2-packs of puma sports bras that are pretty reliable
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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hello cassie u are pretty, like damn
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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save me min depth vulvoplasty min depth vulvoplasty save me
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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quitting nicotine and rustling up permission slips is looking more and more likely!
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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ruined my whole shower having to look at that thing, mediocre
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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my dick (literal) rly needs to step off my dick (figurative)
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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spending your morning bragging about blocking women who give u even the mildest of pushback is definitely a choice
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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he blocked me for liking your quote, dude’s on one this morning
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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and that will just keep getting more and more true bc of how time works: bummer
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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on the one hand i lived bitch, but on the other, i have never been more too old for this shit than i am right now
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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ok i tried finger but whole, now what
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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doesn’t seem like any of my business
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heinz beans
@heinzbeans.bsky.social
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ask not what god can do for you, but how you can attack and dethrone him
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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honestly? lesbians
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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lmfao
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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doggy
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helly🪷✨🍉
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the ui stress testing was pretty neat, i hope that was fun too
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helly🪷✨🍉
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that’s a good activity for girls
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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38 year old dude who still calls them “nards”
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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kid named teeth
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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dawg i don’t even like my own dick what makes u think i’m interested in seeing anybody else’s
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tef
@tef.bsky.social
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"clean code" is just what senior engineers say when they're nickle and dimeing a PR from someone more junior on the team, and it always means "i would have written it this way" every single time without fail
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helly🪷✨🍉
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that’s lupin! he’s a sweetie :)
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helly🪷✨🍉
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i only broke one (1) nail lacing them up pls clap
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helly🪷✨🍉
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lol these things are ridiculous
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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those were a totally a thing in the early 10’s but the bastards discontinued em (still salty about it)
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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the knock me down and fuck me chucks have arrived
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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kitties have enormous capacity for love and affection, if your cat merely tolerates u that’s a skill issue
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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johnny lee miller gave up on his hairline and looks like jason statham now, it’s pretty great
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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can’t unsee it now, thank u
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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ty ur the best
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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pacifist run is going great😊
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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c word?
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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shout out to the ttrpg and pronouns labelers for showing us that composable moderation can be used for Good in addition to Evil
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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late night releases are a young person’s game, mommy needs her beauty sleep
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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less than 24 hours from now at 11pm cst, i’m going to be on a FUCKING teams call, and yes this is a cliche but i mean this from the bottom of my very big heart: i’m too old for this shit
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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“i don’t know their pronouns” can u read? can u count to ten? what sound does a doggy make. do u have object permanence
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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they/them (derogatory, malicious)
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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yes the fuck you do come on now
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helly🪷✨🍉
@helena.bet
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facts
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