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Floridian counterpoint: no actually, Labor Day is three years away

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Sat down in the dirt & got in some ants again 🙃🫠

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German detected, your input is irrelevant

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lmao same

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Mr. t ate my balls

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Dads do be like that

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It could be a different Tua Tagovailoa

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Wait a minute… let him cook… 🤔

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I can fix her

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love housing a big nutrient log

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I’ll get inside yr mom

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She gobblin’ this dick. she is supping upon my penis

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When the Electricity Went Out a Perverted Man Showed Up in the Black Out... Not a Single Person Could Bear Witness to His Heinous Perversion

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I’m not saying it isn’t an expression of ill intent, I’m saying it wasn’t a death threat. I’m saying ppl like Poso & his followers love gaslighting ppl like Stancil into thinking their lives are being threatened, when in reality, they aren’t. I’m saying shit like this only works if you take the bait

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Oh my god. Sponge Bob just blew his brains out on live television

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No he didn’t, he gave him a countdown of days until the general election. It wasn’t a death threat. Dipshits like Poso only have as much power as they’ve voluntarily handed by weenies like Stancil. He should have known better than to take the bait

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Happy 3rd birthday to one of my favorite tweets ever

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“When I see lying in public discourse, I call it out. I think it’s the right thing to do.” oh wow. How can one man possess this much bravery

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moutarde sur le rythme, ho

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I’m watchin Sponge Bob and drinking whisky, what’s good

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They’re gonna start doing the Beastie Boys again. Open auditions to replace the guy that died. Big opportunity for me

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Oh no, an unfollow! Not an unfollow! Anything but that!! Settle down you fucking dweeb, nobody cares

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I ate pussy hotdog style on the 4th of july

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I saw that guy open for Lightning Bolt in 2005

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lol imagine thinking England is real

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I need a place from which I can order some bone-in fried chicken, and one hot dog

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Being an eight year old and watching SpongeBob SquarePants is all about relating to SpongeBob. But being a fourty-three year old and watching it? That’s all about relating to Squidward! 😂🤣 how about some freakin’ peace and quiet?? 🤣🤣🤣

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Talk your shit, king 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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It’s time to juggle these fat nuts, jabroni

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No it isn’t. Shut da fuck up

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Too scary for me dogg, if I see this in VR I will die

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Wow, is that the series of tubes the guy talked abt once. Is that where my Gmails live

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Oh no don’t severely disincentivize me, anything but severely disincentivizing me 🥱

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The 80s were a trash decade, highly overrated, change my mind (you can’t)

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Fuck this and fuck u

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You stepped in the shit numbnuts. This is what happens when you step in the shit… you become total content because we’re all seeing you show your whole ass. Alas this is now social media and especially Bluesky works. You’re welcome.

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Having the guys over so we can watch Poor Things and laugh so hard that we can’t breathe

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Hey Chrisby, look at this

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Birthday double feature

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