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More burger. less fun.

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I'm rich bitches!

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats

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I'm a ranger. I have great power

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Accept

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"I'm the wurst poster on this website" - a hotdog probably

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Hell yeah

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @kitchenstaffriot.bsky.social 2

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Accept

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Idk. I liked it subbed and followed. Then a few seconds later I got my label

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Gotta like @bskyttrpg.bsky.social and get dueling

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Brb gotta put my dick in a freezer

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✨brit ✨'s avatar ✨brit ✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social
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is this why you’ve barely touched your hot jawg? 😕

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She hawk on my tuah til she spit on that thang

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Imagine a giant pile of wet hotdogs

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I'm like if a hamburger ate a hotdog

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kai's avatar kai @itskai.bsky.social
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cum? you mean boner marrow??

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30 rock is actually a show about drug dealing

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I ate pussy hotdog style on the 4th of july

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Taking a deep sniff while burying my face in a beautiful bouquet of buttholes

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80s Oldsmobile with a bumper sticker that says "What Would Lorena Bobbitt Do"

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Removing the imperial core of apples before I put them in the pie

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Maybe the real election was the campaign funds raised along the way

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FK's avatar FK @funkelly.bsky.social
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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Fredo "Lowtax" Fabrucci's avatar Fredo "Lowtax" Fabrucci @fredo.bsky.social
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Happy 4th everyone

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On July 4, when every patriotic American brings out their flags and rhetoric about the "founding fathers," we recall how national socialists gathered in Madison Square Gardens during Hitler’s reign, beneath American flags and banners displaying images of George Washington and antisemitic slogans. 🧵⬇️

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Gwen Snyder is uncivil's avatar Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social
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"Their rhetoric can sound expansive to the point of opacity. 'As the great men of the West bequeathed their deeds to us, so must we leave a legacy for our children,' the group’s website proclaims." Yeah, um... ...that's only opaque if you don't know what the Fourteen Words are

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I might not drink a Budweiser or eat a hit dog today. But I'll probably do some mushrooms and continue to fart my stinky Dan dan noodle farts

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happy birthday, hot dog

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Reminder to all leftists on the 4th. You don't need to punish yourself on this holiday. Spend time with friends and family. Lean into your community. You deserve a day of rest and relaxation.

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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More trains please.

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Being is a constant state of becoming. We are always becoming something else. For example, I am becoming a boob guy.

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