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He/him In no order: engineer, atheist, overconfident in ability to fix anything, loves baking, and loves crafting stuff. Yes I will come to your party and drink all your lovely beer.


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All you need to know about the RCC can be understood in the context that eggs are allowed during Lent because potential life is not life if it is tasty.

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Well at least Loving v. Virginia is probably safe

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I just can't some days I just cant. I know I am helping these government contractors commit fraud and there is nothing I can do to stop it. Money stolen and workers injured so some shithead doesn't have to do their job. Need to start drinking more

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One of the problems with working in the infrastructure sector is wanting to whistleblow but knowing your career is over if you do. Sorry taxpayers.

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Best of luck to all that apply!

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I felt one drop a moment ago.

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Can't bake because of heat, can't knit because arm is hurting, can't braid because out of paracord. Oh look a book

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Antarctica'd existence bothers me sometimes. Just hiding there on the bottom of the world, like it's planning something.

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Not gay but I get it.

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Another Halloween scarf on the way. Like the way this one is coming out so far

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Officially at 6.25% of the way to finishing the blanket I started 10 days ago. So, new estimate is 155 days from now. I don't think I will ever do this again.

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Saw this guy on a walk today. He appears to be a groundhog, unafraid of his shadow. That is all.

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Took a break from the blanket to make a scarf for Halloween. A bit under half done in one night, not bad.

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Only classic Simpsons could have done such a perfect spoof of the Music Man.

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If I ever bother with a will I am getting it notarized and I won't leave any drafts just laying around

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My air-conditioning can't keep up, my windows are too small for big fans. The temperature is too high to bake, and I am sad. I want to go back to making my 8 loafs of bread a week but I will have to wait till summer ends.

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Coming along

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What did you people do last night to make 200 million human vanish!?

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1,640 rows to finish the blanket. Started Saturday and at 53. Est. Completion September 27th

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Ok ok hear me out. I make scarfs, table runners, couch covers based on seasons for my family. We all have green scarfs for St. Patrick's day. Red and Gold for Chinese New Year, Red/White/Green for Xmas, Orange-Black for Halloween.

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My summer intern from last year just texted me to let me know that he got an engineering job right after graduation. So proud of him.

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Thai cultural festival today was awesome! They have a Sunday program for kids and families teaching the traditional arts of Thailand starting September. Really looking forward to it!

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34 stitches. As far as I can tell this is 1% of the blanket completed. Not bad for the first night on it.

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Making a full crotchet blanket for my youngest. 4 threads. There is something about doing something for my family that will last for decades that is enjoyable

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Just finished the longer one in this picture #diy another scarf

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I can't bake. Air conditioning system can no longer keep up :(

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Me @ midnight: hehehehe Six year old five minutes later: agh!!!!!!!!!! I don't want him here! Me: don't worry don't worry daddy is allowed to move him one time. See? All better Wife five minutes later: did you put the elf on the shelf at the end of her bed? Me: yeah Wife: why? Me: Im not a smart man

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Recycling is a license to print money these days just a fyi

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I met someone who grew up close to them and he claims that pretty much everyone who visits has this weird urge to stick their arms up in the center.

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You can add Tik Tok to this

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Good day, shout-out to the other dads today!

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Dave Lister is the last man of the universe and the last man as conceived by Nietzche.

#RedDwarf

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Yesterday: crocheting is hard and I hate my life. I am a failure at everything. Today: I love this! I am so great! You may address me as the Yarn Whisperer.

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instead of hair loss treatment can I just summon bears to attack any children who mock my receding hairline?

#atheistjokes #atheism

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Taro and Matcha. Loving the new part-time baking job.

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It's kinda cool that I am now more dangerous than a bear. Roar Like, I thought I was pretty boring and not in particularly good shape and own no weapons, but what do I know?

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I keep thinking how it would be great to get a bunch of talented writers to rewrite the Bible. With awesome stories and great philosophy debates. It bothers me that humanity's most popular book is so terrible. We deserve better as a species.

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I can vaguely remember pogs

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I spend too much on clothing. It can't be normal buying one new item a week.

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Gosh I remember when I first got that message when I had the flu about a year ago. So weird

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Dang the gypsy guy looks so much like my grandpa. Family lore was that he was Roma so maybe.

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Not sure. I heard the actor who played Archie Bunker got yelled at & spat on. Maybe it has always been like this. Saw a play once with a character who had special needs, he did an amazing job, met him later & I really struggled to not see him that way. Some people are just so talented at this craft

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This is a plastic tub with 130 Paracord keychains in it. Just in case anyone wanted to know what that looked like. #diy

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Wow! You really look for bio signatures? I would love to do that for a living. I donate to SETI each month and try to keep up with all the news on it. Does SETI fund your work? Super jelly here. Can't imagine havings career that cool.

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This photo is called Earthrise. It’s one of the most famous pictures of Earth. It was taken by astronaut William Anders on December 24, 1968 as part of the Apollo 8. William Anders died today. He was 90 years old.

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Richard Nixon has that photo in his office for under 3 months before taking it down. He hated the Apollo program and canceled it the moment he could. There never was a popular backlash against it, instead it was the ego of one man. Intent on killing the dream of dead man he lost an election too.

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It is a bit like a dog show. Some very wealthy people spending money to impress other wealthy people.

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Had a long shared Uber ride once with someone who works on fashion week and she laid it out for me how it is all performative and venture capital driven. The one ones making money on it are people renting buildings. The clothing isn't for sale, no one is planning on these items to ever be on sale.

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