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How Do I Skeet?

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The Bane of Vanilla He/him


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So I’m moving to Portland next week, driving up on Thursday. Looks like I’m just in time to miss this heatwave going on there. Love it when a plan comes together.

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Holy shit it's a real thing, and yeah. Go get it, kids!

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Couldn't swing a cat without hitting at least three Chet Hankses

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Good shitpost though lol

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notes apology ass energy smh

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I still cannot square it in my head that that's Colin Farrell. Such good prosthetics.

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buncha betas up in here for sure

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wtf i thought this was a proper social media app

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delete this

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All that money they suck up from the houses they destroy, of course.

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Oh my mistake, carry on

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This is vanilla slander

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It truly is. But it was either this or have one less day off during the moving process.

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Having to work on a Friday after a holiday before I take a week & a half off to move states is the worst

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Joke's on you, I browse bluesky on a desktop browser, like a psychopath

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They’re called skeets. Welcome!

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Happy 100th birthday to the Caesar Salad

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No, people misread where Katie works, it's been Ray-Ban this whole time

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At least back then, the Flash animations of stick figures fighting each other would be on their own website instead of everything all being on the same four sites... Sure it made discoverability hard, but it gave people the space to do their own thing instead of catering to The Algorithm.

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I was gonna say Joshua Jackson

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Quote skeet your friends/people you like, screenshot takes that you're disagreeing with.

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As a Ray-Ban employee, optics are your specialty of course.

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I'm gonna make this a thing (read: gonna post the joke like two or three more times before forgetting about it and then maybe randomly remember it months from now)

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Life at Ray-Ban can be wild like that

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I'm sure this game is amazing, but something about it just didn't click for me. I didn't get more than maybe an hour into it.

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Hey that's a good way to keep hydrated tho

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And watch the boxes move around and sort themselves out

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Reasons I’m leaving Utah, Chapter 6:

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Congrats! I hope they find a med that works well for you quickly!

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Did anyone else watch this for hours as a kid from start to finish or was that an early sign of my neurodivergence that got missed?

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But Nash. Toys and video games are my personality.

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Thanks, I’ll check it out!

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Do you mind sharing which community center it is? My wife, kids, and I are moving to SE Portland next week (assuming the underwriters get off our ass and clear us to close…) and I’m always down for proper public spaces like that.

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Petition to smoothly transition into joking about Katie working for Ray-Ban and pretending that was the joke all along?

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I legit want him to start abusing the new leeway SCOTUS opened up today, not because I want him to be a king, but because I want him to force the courts to constrain the office. MAKE them put in limits. They won’t do it if Trump is the one doing the same shit, so force their hand now!

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I searched and apparently it was someone not liking texmex lmao

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I just had a flashback... I think he was harassing a woman over some sort of food?

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lmao. He blocked me forever ago during.... god I barely even remember *what* the shit he was doing was, but apparently I was on the wrong side of it lol.

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Oh man, is that dude still around?

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Feels like they're prioritizing a victory lap over empathizing with the abused.

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The way they're able to commit the acts that make them the worst people is by being likable enough to gain people's trust, and thereby have the access and ability to do heinous things.

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She very very carefully curated her public perception, and it's ok to acknowledge that we liked her even though we now know she was doing terrible, abusive things.

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I'm just a nobody, but at one point we were mutuals and I thought that was cool. I was bummed when I found out she had unfollowed me, even though it was probably just that she was cleaning up her follows. I eventually started feeling she was a bit cringe, but never outright disliked her. 1/

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But by posting this, have you not violated the posters strike?

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If anything, I would have thought it the other way around if you told me one of those owned the other!

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In the (paraphrased) words of Stringer Bell, don't take notes about a crime!

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Yeah, I generally like Jack's videos, but I'm not sure how I feel about this one. He didn't say anything *wrong*, per se, but I feel like he didn't really say anything at all, either?

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frankly, the first defeat that we can hand them, in November, is the easiest possible one we are going to be offered, and we'd be fools not to make it happen.

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This year, to celebrate our freedom from monarchy, the US has decided to institute a new monarchy!

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