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controlled flight into terrain rhymes with circus


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how come these otics gotta be anti-bi

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i think i would easily defeat all 100 contestants on the netflix show Physical 100.

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happy anniversary

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here's something you can think about

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damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.

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apple music you are the donkey of the day. you are gonna make me go back to spotify which will cost artists several cents over the course of my life. fuck you!

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hello everyone i hope you're having a nice time

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NTSB animation just dropped. runway incursion from february. you're welcome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eif4...

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I would go into the Room in the Zone. Philosophical ramifications of being granted my heart’s deepest desire? Not my problem

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my 1996 x-files calendar is way too mulder-centric.

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An Unusual Pessary Of Dough And Cocaine

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The Goo Crew becomes... the Good Crew?! We will, with YOUR help! 🫵 Come watch us play Lethal Company all day and raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund - we're already at over $7000 raised in 30 minutes! Wow! www.twitch.tv/gooffkings

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I don’t think The Coca-Cola Company does enough to promote and distribute Sprite Zero. It’s an excellent product, stand behind it!

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RFK Jr won't read your posts but the worms devouring your friends' language processing centers will

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i really dont know how to answer this, website

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shit i forgot the new old 97s was out but its good as hell

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I am leaning towards taking a cornerback in tonight's draft, but if my top tier of targets is gone, I am open to taking a WR or even trading down.

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this was post-ambien drivel but i was 100% correct

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i mean just a classic martin lawrence face. and this one has papyrus

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you know what movie had a good poster was A Thin Line Between Love and Hate. shes about to shoot him in the balls and martin lawrence is like whaaaaat 🫨

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i'm sure the new taylor swift is wonderful but today i will be listening to "Freedom '90" 45 times instead

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l generally disapprove of casting michael rappaport but i thought he was utilized well in fallout (cant see his face or hear his voice until hes dying like a loser)

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“this is the movie that lets you in the back door, and i am always excited to get in the back door” - gene siskel, film critic for the chicago tribune

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siskel #1 all time whiff

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ECLIPSE REPORT: it was really cool

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i am trying to eat could you please not stand on me thank you #birds

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wherein the NYT crossword goes ass to mouth

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new PB for Monday baby let’s go. no other part of my brain worked today so it was nice to get a win

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@wikipedia.bsky.social hey, you guys should remake the game that came with Microsoft Encarta 95. but with, like, the stuff from your website.

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glenn close is so good in her season of the shield that it actually makes me mad she didn't win an emmy, despite me not caring in the slightest about the emmys

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if you make me jump through 10 login hoops to start working i am clocking in at the beginning and taking 5 minutes on each hoop. that's the deal

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just want to commemorate the stupidest/worst balatro setup i will ever win with

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happy On Cinema Oscar Special day

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you know it’s tough times when you gotta break out the extra extra strength sudafed

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i went to go vote against Biden in the primary on a whim and did no research on other candidates and picked a name I didn't already know was crazy at random and accidentally voted for The Craziest Most Racist Guy. my bad.

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Hey, what are you doing this weekend? I'm going to binge-watch Will Trent. That's a TV show. It's about a guy called Will Trent. (NOT two guys named Will and Trent!! One guy named Will Trent!! This is important)

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I've decided I am going to get into Commercial Real Estate. If you have any Commercial Real Estate for sale please let me know. I will also have to borrow a lot of money.

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just had my first fort worth travelers experience. incredible

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bar tv report: the satellite going out during a commercial for satellite internet is very on the nose

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roger is still the king always and forever

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New at The Watch: The retconning of George Floyd

My debunking of "The Fall of Minneapolis," the conspiratorial documentary touted by outlets from Tucker Carlson to Bari Weiss's Free Press, which claims Derek Chauvin was wrongly convicted.

It's garbage.

radleybalko.substack.com/p/the-retcon...

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I think I'll pull on this here thread. Hope nothing unravels!

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infinite wealth is one of the games where sometimes you make your character walk at a normal speed because you’re just vibin. highest compliment i can give a game really

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"Sicko Snap" is the pinnacle of gaming

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Nathan Ford and the gang could never con me. I am simply too smart

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