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Luke O'Neil

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A Creature Wanting Form out now:

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ok go ahead

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I was just playing this and about to post that "the Australian accent has never sounded cooler" (for once) and M. said I liked that song, and I said I thought you would think it was too emo, and she said no it was just emo enough. So now I don't know what. open.spotify.com/track/20tOKx...

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šŸ˜ž please don't

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No one has known how to define what Real Emo is for 40 years but every time I put a song on a playlist for M. that is emo she says "this is a little too emo for me" and she's always right. We need to cut her brain open.

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Yesterday some nice lady called me, my number is on the bill (?), and said she thought she had canceled months ago. I said I will deal with this asap after the gym in 2 hours (how long I go for by the way), and then later I said I can venmo you $50 for your trouble if you like and she no it's fine.

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This frustrates me to no end. Especially people who read Hell World, the newsletter about how bad it is to screw people over, and somehow think no way this guy will be an honest broker. Or else theyā€™re scared to have the slightest mild confrontation.

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this in particular is spot fuckin' on

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it's what you've been waiting for: me, on The Bear

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Iā€™ve had them all over it has never really turned into pain. Obviously weā€™re all different!

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Realized it's not excitement for Kamala that I'm feeling it's this moment of hope that the Democrats might actually take drastic measures to do something outside of How Things Are Typically Done for once in my fucking life. Imagine that? What a high. Of course they most likely will stay the course.

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All the other advice makes sense but what's so bad about calling it "an outfit"?

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I love sending in my estimated tax payment. Like a fucking asshole.

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I still don't know what the coconut tree thing is yes even after all this time. But we're taking a look at it.

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Bernie Bros have to pretend to be Khivers now is the most O'Henry/ Ambrose Bierce ass election outcome and while I do not like it as a citizen or human I appreciate the ironic twist.

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Every The Bear episode is just ā€œpretty goodā€ to me until they play an REM or Wilco or Radiohead or Weezer song and now itā€™s a B+

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Had someone never seen this one til now. Basically Wet Hot American Summer for romcoms. Multiple loud laughs throughout.

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Had someone never seen this one til now. Basically Wet Hot American Summer for romcoms. Multiple loud laughs throughout.

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If they put this on CNN I will throw my phone into the ocean

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Iā€™m very sorry I do not wish her any harm although I do not like her politics but the funniest outcome right now isnā€™t Biden dying itā€™s Kamala dying of natural causes.

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Russia gave Hamas the Havana syndrome laser?

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the conservative theory of law in one headline

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Think I'd probably be excited if Biden stepped down and talk myself into Kamala having a better shot at beating Trump for like one hour before resetting to default doom.

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No just a bunch of news today that at least gives a sliver of a chance it might happen.

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Sympathize with Biden as someone who finally stepped down from DJing Emo Night at 45.

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Also in this sentence i have illustrated why commas make sentences worse.

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ā€œDonā€™t give up.ā€ Me: Thank you but Iā€™m still going to.

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Thank you Mr. Joe for taking the high road once again in this existential fight for the country as we know it!

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The sky made the neighborhood look nice.

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Thanks man but thatā€™s a movie I just invented

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I paid $7.00 a month to sign up for Shudder just to watch this and it fucking sucked then I forgot to unsubscribe for 2 years.

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Getting Biden on TV right now is sci-fi disaster film where they have like a one hour window before the sun comes back around and they have to go out to repair the satellite.

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In case it's not clear, as a dastardly online leftist, one of, but not the singular, reasons I have hated Joe Biden as a candidate all this time is that I really, really did not want Donald Trump to ever be president again.

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Can't believe they finally found a young lady online who is enthusiastic about blow jobs. One of the rarest things you can find on the computer.

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News so busy today didnā€™t see more than a post or two about the Karen Read mistrial

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There are hundreds of millions of guns in the US. There are around 120 killed and 200+ people shot a day. So many people live on the fucking edge and are boiling in political hatred 24/7. It is honestly weird that there aren't more political assassinations.

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