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electronic music maker and local nonbinary. fka Crok


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ah yes, profit margins, the classic patient zero for "why did this thing i thought was fine suddenly become Hell" that we all know and love

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im honestly very surprised there's zero attempt at control even on the major websites. I daily see fake videos with a weirdly misogynistic bent that have little or even nothing to do with the games they're advertising for. In any other major public format that would be very illegal!

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i want to believe

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ah finally, a non transphobic harry potter alternative.... thank you Peter Grill

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on a related note isn't it insane that facebook advertising is basically at 2000 era torrenting website level. I thought all of those awful laws were about gentrifying online. And yet i'm getting fake spyware riddled video games and anime tits. I suppose it's nostalgic

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saw one of those mobile phone game ads on fb with the scam video that was some cgi garbage full of stolen dark souls assets. Anyway. i saw a reply in the comments do the funniest thing i think you could do and tag both the facebook accounts for FromSoftware and the FBI

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Good example. I dont know what to make of this one really but i appreciate the interaction. I cant hello it so have a like

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I ❤️'d the post because i think this website should implement the above, or similar

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I regularly dont find sometging funny but appreciate people interacting with me, and i would personally benefit from something like a "hello" button. Hello reply

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While we're here its also somehow actually good for the environment when i fly alone. The environment actually loves it. As thanks it sends little birds that feed me grapes

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I think every country should have a personal airport that only i can use. And its free for me to use whenever i feel like. Reasonable request? Many are saying it is

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leftism with no cognizance of the need for coalition is just jacking off

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I fucking KNEW it. Planes are a kind of bird

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love to watch Sir Lord Fuddlesticks, the Tory candidate, stand quivering next to Bradley Thumb, running for Labour, as they wait to see who will represent the fine people of Northrop Grumman-Upon-Coal

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"star wars is too woke" hard disagree. not woke enough. give yoda huge tits

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oh i already killed all of those. in the video game i mean. the real shadow beasts are too op and my 80 depression 80 music build can barely tick their health bar

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voting dung eater so we can kick the frenzied flame out. something like that. not my best post but who cares sometimes you just have to write something and press enter

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i think torrent might make that fight too easy. thats cool though i deserve little treats. wont get any of those from engaging with politics no sir

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i voted. but in much more relevant and exciting news i killed the elden beast on my first try

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*gun turret victim. Proof checking before sendiing posts? Couldnt be me

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Probably could do ith a rewording to clarify against the implication the patient was a gun turret they made cum for fun

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Was reading about Aeon Flux after seeing the animated shorts for the first time. Probably the most insane thing ive read on tv tropes. What

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Britain is proper bollocks mate. Mental

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Im joking. im actually very excited to go sit in a booth and get violently depressed while i choose the supposedly less evil of the two transphobia parties. Might even celebrate by lying face down on my bed in the dark. Mario voice wahoo

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Ive had robust political thoughts in the past but due to the constant attrition via psychic damage done to me by simply staying engaged, im reforming. My new politics are now simply thus: i think everyone should be nice to each other, and i should be given £50 each day as a treat

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it can do one right off. fumin

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sorry for your loss. i know it'll be hard for you, but know that i understand your pain: i wake up in britain every day. its proper mental

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every day i wake up in britain. proper mental innit

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once i started openly dressing in women's clothes i was not prepared for the sheer amount of maths involved. how did we as a society possibly come to the conclusion that men are supposed to be the smart problems solvers

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was a huge fan of the devil's work but i'm not sure i can continue after hearing these allegations

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here in the uk we simply point at the sky and humbly state: "other"

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yea that's the only one i would probably not say. i think it's cool to say the devil is responsible for mundane occurrences, but maybe he could tone it down a bit there

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Also what the fuck these are all banging. Never heard of any if these. Im going to say the wolf is giving birth now

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I did the new york times accent quiz and apparantly my european arse is from new orleans. Laissez les bon temps rouler

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Go on clive, lads a proper legend innit

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Thats true, it goes to show the world is full of kind people 🫶🌍💯

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I wish people complimented me like this

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My arse is well hairy innit. Mental

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"my 6 year old could do that" well he didnt. Skill issue

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Also the splat of blue paint is cool. It looks cool. Effort making the piece is immaterial. Hell i wish i could make a cool 14 mil from throwing paint on a wall, that would be banging

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Ive never seen someone come to the correct conclusion (modern art is for money laundering) with the most broken process (nintendo character is a fox in front of generic sci fi background is high art)

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jeremy jumbles got weirdly obsessed with making the flyer aesthetics first, stuck his friends on it to make it look authentic, and then went, hold on, maybe i should actually put this night on

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Horrific necktie quest is best quest

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