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Iain Hepburn

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Failed former award-winning journalist. Now a trainer counsellor and mental health supporter. Nerd. A Partick Thistle man šŸŸØšŸŸ„ā¬›ļø. šŸ“Glasgow. No TERFs, Tories or Brewdog drinkers, please and thank you.


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I donā€™t think there are enough words to describe just how annoying and terrible a commentator Matterface is.

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Amusingly, the auto subtitles on ITVX keep putting STV as STD.

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Itā€™s a crying shame we donā€™t actually have anywhere doing legit media scrutiny. Not political/ideologically driven stuff, but just the kind of thing Press Gazette and HTfP used to do before they became so desperate for job ads/conference seat customers they turned into unquestioning mouthpieces.

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At this point itā€™s a toss up between whatā€™s worse at generating content - AI or Scottish newspaper social desks.

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Those last type are the most tedious of all. You know theyā€™ve been told by some social research team thatā€™s the best way to get engagement right now but when every post is like that it renders them bland gibberish.

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The worst bit of freelancing at the moment (other than the lack of money) is having to engage with the horrifically writtensocial posts of the Sun and the Record, which vary from 3-2-1 clues to shoehorning of the ugly sisters to this new trend of ā€˜I was an X but now Iā€™m a Y because Zā€™ type posts.

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Amusingly, it also features a few cameos from the bloke currently trying to buy Motherwell FC, who was a senior figure at Netflix and comes across just as badly in the book as he does on his infrequent ambushes on Pie and Bovril. Bodes well for the ā€˜Wellā€¦

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Just finished reading Pandoraā€™s Box - biskindā€™s book about the rise of HBO, streaming and peak TV, which not only really does emphasise what a disaster itā€™s been, but what a toxic culture behind the scenes itā€™s generated pretty much everywhere thatā€™s moved into it.

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Might revisit this idea once the seasonā€™s underway if it doesnā€™t look like another hoops steamrollering.

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Deluxe and Neon very much shaped the type of mag writing I like, and even 26 years on were big influences on what I wanted to do with the zine. Although they lasted (marginally) longer.

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And also this arrived from 1998 (via eBay). Very much the Neon of lads mags (and sharing much staff I think).

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Excellent book post today.

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Iā€™d imagine they end up writing for the Guardian.

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Thatā€™s except for viewers in Scotland.

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Thrilled for Joe Hendry, even though not a huge fan of his in-ring work, as heā€™s a thoroughly decent bloke and him showing up regularly means another Scot to piss off C***ing and the awful Scouse podcast with a vowel missing.

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You just need the ā€˜you want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator?ā€™ clip added to the poker game. Up the stakes for Will Rikerā€¦

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W. Dow Rieder's avatar W. Dow Rieder @riderius.bsky.social
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Howard brings the joy 8-)

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Big fan of their song Drinking In LA.

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I did toy with the idea of doing a Cinch newsletter for the new season for folk who want to understand Scottish football without actually having to watch it (ie the lucky ones).

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One of the new lads in Love Island (apparently, Iā€™m not the target audience) is ex-cinch. So obviously Iā€™m backing him to win. More former Dumbarton strikers on reality telly please.

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Yeah. Enjoyed the original Authority (and Stormwatch - was kinda what got me reading comics after a pal loaned me them), so was interested to see how this one worked. Awkwardly, it turns out, although itā€™s Morrison flexing their weird/comic chops which is always entertaining.

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The way heā€™s drawn and acts in this book - I wasnā€™t sure if Grant was riffing on Jenny Sparks or JC, but it feels so very much like the latter. Itā€™s an odd book top to bottom mind you.

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Pat Nevin delighted to have something to watch after Scotland at the Euros.

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My comics knowledge, particularly superhero books of the big two, is quite patchy. So, been reading Superman and The Authority andā€¦ was Manchester Black always meant to be a Constantine rip-off or is that just Grant being Grant?

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Excellent stuff as always (and my favourite TNG ep). But itā€™s just missing one thingā€¦

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If ever a film genuinely deserved better luck. Iā€™d even take a TV series at this point.

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NGL, I need a win this week. Family pish, 40th KB for a job this year, health and general mental exhaustion. Not really sure my fingertips have any grip left in them. Just look out for each other.

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Do we really still need to tap the ā€˜journalists donā€™t write the headlineā€™ sign? In 2024? Sigh.

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HappyToast's avatar HappyToast @happytoast.bsky.social
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If you want an A3 Giclee print on archive paper, with gold and silver hand finishing, signed and numbered, including UK P&P they're Ā£50 each.
Just send it via PayPal.me/HappyToast or message me if you need to pay later.

Redbubble without any of the fanciness to follow.

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Top ten of the year so far.

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Quickly Karen Pirie. Get to the choppa!

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Oh, CGI fire. That didnā€™t look good. One for the Corridor Crew ladsā€¦

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And now the slightly heroine (the lassie from Karen Pirie, who Wiki says was a young conservative activist, interestingly) and the concussed villain are having a protracted axe fight in Stumphole Cavern. Seriously, fuck this film.

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Oh no, the Matalan Martin Compston just got stabbed by the psycho.

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Aah the two survivors have decided the best way to prepare for the killer is to neck a bottle of whisky and shag in front of the fire. Sigh.

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Imagine Predator but with horny bickering millennials instead of special forces, and equally horny but also radge psycho ex-squaddie in place of the alien. And set it in the Highlands. Still. At least the directorā€™s getting value out of the drone he bought for his last film.

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Watching the second half of this and fucking hell, itā€™s really not very good.

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Edinburgh doesnā€™t count.

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Spoiler: it was.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra's avatar Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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Full run of Naked Video over on YouTube? Donā€™t mind if I do.

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NW Mercy Falls. It may have been a mistake.

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Maybe Out of Darkness?

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Although Ralph Inneson does good Patrick Troughton, if anyoneā€™s paying attention at Bad Wolfā€¦

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Legitimately, it could be worse. It could be Chris Sutton.

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There seems to be a real reticence to show any BBC Scotland comedy from before the Comedy Unit went independent. Anything pre-Chewin The Fat is either just in clip shows or occasional repeats for special occasions. Itā€™s very odd.

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Watching The First Omen and so far the only think I can say is that itā€™s atmospheric and pointless

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Still a baffling omission from BBC Scotland, bar the odd repeated episode for special occasions or something.

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