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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra

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Wit, raconteur, bon viveur. He is none of these things. A purveyor of cheap mummery and piffle since 1976. Throws random words at a screen for Set The Tape.

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Paul Cornish's avatar Paul Cornish @paulgcornish.bsky.social
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Just when you thought Snyderbros couldn't get any worse - they've started watching Peaky Blinders!

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Bethany Black's avatar Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social
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“Oh you think this election is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny. Right now Rishi Sunak is at home crying like a little girl”

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Chef Gaykwon's avatar Chef Gaykwon @gaykwon.bsky.social
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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AND THE FULL THING IS ACTUALLY ON YOUTUBE ❤️🥰

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OMG, LADS: THERE’S A RUSSIAN REMAKE OF COMMANDO 👀

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Dan McPainInTheKnees's avatar Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social
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The Inside Out characters in my head.

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The Inside Out characters in my head.

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For a second, I thought that was Stan Boardman in the thumbnail.

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Ipsum Lorem Absurdium's avatar Ipsum Lorem Absurdium @ipsumlorem.bsky.social
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"We saw you from across the bar and we would really dig your vote...."

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Chris Orton's avatar Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social
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“I’m just going into to my special room to ‘rearrange my Spam can collection’” is what they’re calling it these days. These days.

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Still no Cabinet post for his other brother, Steve Miller Band. FOR SHAME

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Illuminatus's avatar Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social
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Proper wet myself laughing at that one

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“Mongo only pawn in game of life.”

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Mockeree's avatar Mockeree @mockeree.bsky.social
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Vanquished at last, the fiend retreats to its lair, not to trouble the realm of mortals for another hundred years.

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Mark Griffiths's avatar Mark Griffiths @markauthor.bsky.social
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I think I've upset the apple cart. I said its wheels look rubbish and its handles are knackered.

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Ipsum Lorem Absurdium's avatar Ipsum Lorem Absurdium @ipsumlorem.bsky.social
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"We saw your from across the bar and we would really dig your vote"....

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Simon Pegg's avatar Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social
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Looks like C-3PO's mate got an upgrade.

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Tom Ewing's avatar Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social
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It is weird that the useful life of Twitter basically spans the Cameron to Truss era, an entire cultural form that has been completely symbiotic with the Tories being in power

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James Cooray Smith's avatar James Cooray Smith @cooraysmith.bsky.social
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The crowds at the euros are repeatedly singing “Qwing” because they can’t change gear that fast.

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Joel Morris's avatar Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social
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Still find it weird that we have a king, and mentally filed the ritual transfer of power earlier on as a meeting between Sir Keir Starmer and Sir Prince Charles.

#LookAroundYou

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And He Joked Again's avatar And He Joked Again @andyjokedagain.bsky.social
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Though I hear their helpless cries I eat

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Chris Orton's avatar Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social
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“Mallet’s Mallet is a word association game where you mustn’t pause, hesitate, repeat a word or say a word I don’t like or else you get a bash on the head like this or like this it’s the one with the most bruises who loses now look at each other and go blerrgh look at them and go blerrgh…”

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Pru Madeley 's avatar Pru Madeley @prum.bsky.social
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Dear British media, you need to understand that Farage is not just a pantomime villain who is good for your ratings. He is a very dangerous, man. Stop giving him disproportionate airtime to the Greens.

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra's avatar Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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…all qualities which he spectacularly failed to show while in office.

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Nice of him to fall on Mordaunt’s sword.

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András Forgács W's avatar András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social
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so implement the same what the BBC did to Gerry Adams: have that guy dub his every word

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra's avatar Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social
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MISSION STATEMENT: When anybody speaks about Fartage, get them to say his first name in the exact same accent and intonation as Du Quois does in Top Secret!

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ChinnyVision's avatar ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social
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Whereas Thangnam Debbonaire will now be seeking a job with Ken Masters to set up a rival fashion firm to Jan Howard.

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